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Loud eaters

Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:35 am
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:35 am
Slurping, smacking, talking with food in mouth, etc. I go into a black evil rage whenever I hear someone slurp the shite out of their soup or something. Maybe it's a southern etiquette thing because the specific people I'm talking about are from jersey and west. Anyone else have a mini panic attack when people around you are noisy eaters?
Posted by Santa Clawz
Member since Apr 2014
56 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Anyone else have a mini panic attack when people around you are noisy eaters?

I just want to leave the room
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:36 am to
Hate
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:37 am to
I'm the same way. I start sweating and want to punch the person. It's horrible, I basically hate eating with people because I don't want to get furious.

I think that it's called misophonia.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:40 am to
Yes I looked it up. It's weird because right now, just thinking about it, is okay. I can imagine people doing it and its not bad, but seriously the second someone does it I freak out inside. Like to a terrible level.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:44 am to
I can be fine and then, I will hear the one person at the other end of the table smack even once and I swear that it echoes in my head.

It makes you feel crazy as hell, but you just can't control it.
This post was edited on 4/8/14 at 8:47 am
Posted by BoulderReb
Broomfield, CO
Member since Nov 2013
492 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:47 am to
If it's someone I know I blow them up about it.

If it's a total stranger I just get up and move.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:49 am to
Loud eating, similar to open mouth breathing is a sign of ignorance..
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:52 am to
They often have no clue they do it. I mean I guess entire families up north have extremely loud dinners and rip snort and smack loud as frick. I can't handle it.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:54 am to
I have an aunt who smacks like a pig and her jaw also pops,so I basically have to eat alone at family get togethers or I would strangle her.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 8:54 am to
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They often have no clue they do it. I mean I guess entire families up north have extremely loud dinners and rip snort and smack loud as frick. I can't handle it.


If you ever go to a restaurant in rural Massachusetts on a weekday while a birthday party is going on You'll have a panic attack..
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:16 am to
Which is why I eat at local places here in savannah. The lady and sons is sure to have some smacking going on
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:23 am to
Get up, walk over to a window and look out..

When someone asks what you're doing, tell them "well I was trying to see who was outside slamming a truck tailgate over and over, but I guess it was just(insert person) smaking their fricking food"
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:26 am to
For me, it's hard to believe that most people can tolerate slurping, smacking and other eating sounds. Repetitive sounds are distracting, too. Misophonia is a real condition and can be bothersome for some people.

Misokinesia, or the dislike of some movement, is a similar condition. Squirming, fidgeting, thumb rolling or ticks can drive some people to distraction.

Synthesia, or the mixing of sensory input, is probably the worst. Some people experience sounds when they observe irritating movements.

Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:30 am to
It's a horrible problem for me. I tend to try to isolate myself when I eat. I just hate getting so mad.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:38 am to
Wow I honestly didn't think people raged like me when they hear this shite. Actually feels good to know.
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
49680 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:41 am to
Yea, I honestly have always tried to warn people. I just thought that it was me until I heard Kelly Ripa talking about it. Now I just wish they could find a way to fix me lol.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:43 am to
My mother-in-law is a saint and the sweetest lady you could ever hope to meet, but God help you if you're a loud eater in her presence.

Loud eaters don't bother me too much, unless they're just being obnoxiously loud. Kids running around a restaurant bother me much more.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Wow I honestly didn't think people raged like me when they hear this shite. Actually feels good to know.


Me, too. I didn't know it was an actual condition until I started researching it. I don't feel so crazy now that I know other people experience it.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24571 posts
Posted on 4/8/14 at 9:50 am to
What's bad is once I hear it one time, I can't help but listen for it and anticipate it happening over and over.
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