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re: LLotSECr: For $1,500, you can find true love in the arms of this man*
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:45 am to DC RaiseHerBack
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:45 am to DC RaiseHerBack
Dude must be kin to Mr. Wilson.. those teeth
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Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:09 pm to gamecocks22
Romeo went overboard with the teeth whitener. Imagine how they'd glow under a black light. Dude probably wouldn't get under a black light, though.
This post was edited on 10/1/13 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 10/1/13 at 12:52 pm to Kentucker
this fricking guy
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:04 pm to TbirdSpur2010
pimpin
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:05 pm to TeLeFaWx
quote:kobe already does dirks go to fade way better than dirk has ever done it
Love Dirk.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 1:15 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Dude is seriously limiting his horizons by excluding a girl that has participated in a threesome. That shits legit
Posted on 10/1/13 at 3:14 pm to Ptolemy's
They actually have people you can pay in the beverly hills/west hollywood area that sets people up.
Quick story, I was at a dinner party at Nobu (sp?) down there one time and ran into a relatively attractive girl (mid 40's, sorry no pic) that was with a guy in his mid 50's. I guess she changes up her clients wardrobe because this guy was dressed like a hipster with the little hair he had spiked up. I started bullshittin with him and got to talking about what we did. He hands me a card that read Michael Whatever, "Rainmaker". I asked what the hell he meant by that and he quickly flung his arms up and said "because I make it rain".
I know, csb, etc. Anyway, this guy from the OP needs to get in touch with a "match maker" up there in Austin.
Quick story, I was at a dinner party at Nobu (sp?) down there one time and ran into a relatively attractive girl (mid 40's, sorry no pic) that was with a guy in his mid 50's. I guess she changes up her clients wardrobe because this guy was dressed like a hipster with the little hair he had spiked up. I started bullshittin with him and got to talking about what we did. He hands me a card that read Michael Whatever, "Rainmaker". I asked what the hell he meant by that and he quickly flung his arms up and said "because I make it rain".
I know, csb, etc. Anyway, this guy from the OP needs to get in touch with a "match maker" up there in Austin.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 4:44 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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LLotSECr: For $1,500, you can find true love in the arms of this man*
Nope.
And I knew it was a NO even before I read his bullshite. All I needed to see is that's he's from Austin & his pic, so not even for $15 mil.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 4:58 pm to Arkla Missy
That's the first and last time I'm posting a picture .. 
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:10 pm to Ole Geauxt
Pffft ... You post your pic every time you post.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:11 pm to TbirdSpur2010
What the frick is with his teeth? And he's not just a racist but also plain lacking common sense for eliminating sluts
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:29 pm to Arkla Missy
My horns and coat still look decent sitting on my old hot rod,, not even for 15M, huh?
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:37 pm to Ole Geauxt
I loooove your horns & silver coat. 
And no, there is no amount of $$$ that would allow me to "find true love" or any other kind, for that matter, with that weirdo. He creeps me out just looking at him, and after reading his bullshite, he's even creepier.
And no, there is no amount of $$$ that would allow me to "find true love" or any other kind, for that matter, with that weirdo. He creeps me out just looking at him, and after reading his bullshite, he's even creepier.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:39 pm to WestCoastAg
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kobe already does dirks go to fade way better than dirk has ever done it
Yeah and Dirk swept that arse.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:44 pm to Arkla Missy
Oh, welI, i was thinking of writing a check..
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:47 pm to Ole Geauxt
Orly?
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:50 pm to Arkla Missy
get a room you two.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 5:57 pm to oR33Do
Could you loan me some money for 15M? 15 Minutes...
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:04 pm to Ole Geauxt
you better start hustling that street corner, I'm not giving you $30 for a fare.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 6:15 pm to oR33Do
And my old car is out of gas! Guess I was out of my league ,,even for 15 minutes..
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