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re: Kate Upon Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Photos (NSFW)

Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:48 am to
Posted by dawgfan24348
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Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:48 am to
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If you look at her head and chest area it looks like her head is coming out of her arse. I know it is unintended but it is funny.



Evolutionary biologist Desmond Morris has suggested that breasts indeed evolved to visually mimic the buttocks to appeal to males sexually.........not sure if true, but it sure as hell works.

People say there a boob or arse man......I claim both.
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:50 am to
Post a picture of your girl then.
Posted by CrimsonFanSince94
Hell itself
Member since Mar 2012
1720 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:53 am to
You must have teh ghey if you don't like KU
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:56 am to
99 luftballoons
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:14 pm to
No one is saying she isn't hot. We're saying we see chicks with nicer bodies every single day IRL. And most of them aren't swim suit models (at least I'm pretty sure). Now, I can see if you're a tit man how you could overlook her shortcomings (which is basically everything except her tits), but that's all you're doing is overlooking.

Again, she has the body of a chick who hasn't played a single sport or worked out a day in her life. Not my type. Yes, IWHI, date it, marry it, whatever, just so we're clear.
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:51 pm to
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You must have teh ghey if you don't like KU



Been saying that for years
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 3:54 pm to
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We're saying we see chicks with nicer bodies every single day IRL.


Pics or GTFO
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:03 pm to
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We're saying we see chicks with nicer bodies every single day IRL




Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:05 pm to
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Emily Ratajkowski


GOAT
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35906 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:05 pm to
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Not my type.


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yes, IWHI, date it, marry it, whatever, just so we're clear.


This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 4:42 pm
Posted by thesoccerfanjax
Member since Nov 2013
6128 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 4:07 pm to
Dude, if you think she's the hottest chick on the planet, that's great. Just admit that it's in spite of her body (save her tits) and not because of it.

Kate Upton has the body of a 31 year old mom of two that takes care of herself. But she's a 19 year old swim suit model. Not good. She has zero muscle and a little too much fat. Broad shoulders, wide waist, no hips. I agree she has the "x factor", sex appeal and huge tits, but if you look at it objectively her body is not good. At all.

I am an arse and leg man and prefer a toned stomach, so Kate Upton is pretty much the opposite of the body type I prefer.
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 6:23 pm to
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