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re: Is the American shopping mall still a valid option for surviving the zombie apocalypse?

Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:23 am to
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:23 am to
There will be hotdogs wrapped in between the layers of saran wrap. They'll likely freeze ensuring the community gets a free meal
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 2:26 am
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:26 am to
I don't want to get it. It is a rotten morass. I actively keep it at bay. I proudly live in the past. You know how you guys want to grow your own food and buy local and shite? That part's admirable. But I apply it to culture too.
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 2:28 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:27 am to
I think I get it.

The hot dog, as a phallic shaped food item, symbolizes the powerful, dominating nature of White Supremacy in a figurative way, and in a literal sense as well given its history and cultural origins.

The Saran Wrap symbolizes the web of aggressions and microaggresions that veil and protect the White Supremacy.

By offering this to the community you are giving them a choice to eat the hotdog, and thereby support and partake in white supremacy. The goal of course would be to provide your neighbors with the oppoprutinity to signal by refusing the hotdog.

My only criticism is that you should consider using Bratwurst.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:29 am to
quote:

Proudly live in the past


>has ~60k posts on a message board.

Cool man, keep at it.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:30 am to
Wow, you have really capture the message I am trying to send. I only hope the members of the community at large will accept my humble gift.

quote:

Bratwurst.

Im not a kraut, I aint doing that
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:30 am to
quote:

I proudly live in the past.

That's mighty boomer of you
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:31 am to
quote:

Im not a kraut, I aint doing that


Hey man, nobody’s perfect but you’re cool, don’t come to the help board tomorrow.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:33 am to
You’re going to have to work on that with him somewhere in between the grooming and non-consensual butt stuff.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:35 am to
Point taken.

But Usenet message boards were around before I was born. I was a teenager at the dawn of Web 1.0, AOL chatrooms and such. That's about my cultural cutoff.

I don't twitter or Facebook or Snapchat. Instagram is private and immediate family only for sharing pictures. I don't watch tv. I don't listen to the radio. I don't go to the movies.

Curmudgeonly you may say, but really I just know the poor value it has to offer and I know what I'm about. I want to be as out of touch with the cool kids as possible. I would disdain your validation
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 2:36 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:36 am to
It was a joke dude. Everything I’ve said tonight has been a joke. Roll with it bud.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:37 am to
Why are you acting like I feel bad about something?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:38 am to
Because you wrote out a whole big thing explaining your position instead of countering and calling me a ****.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:41 am to
You wrote out a whole thing about the symbolism of hot dogs. It's 3am and I'm just waxing
This post was edited on 1/21/19 at 2:42 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:42 am to
Ok, fair enough. It is late. Talk to you fatties later. Try not to die from the sleep apnea I’m sure you both have.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
18879 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 2:46 am to
quote:

Talk to you fatties later

I prefer the term nutritionally challenged
Posted by kyrik92
Lexington
Member since Nov 2012
258 posts
Posted on 1/21/19 at 3:12 am to
Once Dick's stops selling guns, mall usefulness for zombie defense will plummet.
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