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Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:47 pm to piggilicious
Shush I never have smoked I can't type worth a frick but never touched the stuff
This stupid iPhone update is autocorrecting me like a fiend
This stupid iPhone update is autocorrecting me like a fiend
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:47 pm to sms151t
Fine.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:49 pm to sms151t
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stupid iPhone update is autocorrecting me like a fiend
Autocorrect is fricking horrid these days.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:50 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Autocorrect is ducking horrid these days.
FIFY
Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:52 pm to CNB
RIGHT?! 
Posted on 9/22/16 at 9:55 pm to piggilicious
My grandpa threatened to beat the ever living piss out of me if he ever heard of me smoking even cigarettes
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:00 pm to CNB
I typed Beaux (name of my dog) in a text it got corrected to Beat the first one and beautiful the second time
Now I know the name of my damn dog since I named it
Now I know the name of my damn dog since I named it
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:04 pm to sms151t
Neither of my parents smoked, so I never thought it was normal. Don't plan to ever start.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:07 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Missin out
Or do you mean cigarettes? If so, disregard.
Or do you mean cigarettes? If so, disregard.
This post was edited on 9/22/16 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:09 pm to CNB
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:15 pm to sms151t
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My grandpa threatened to beat the ever living piss out of me if he ever heard of me smoking even cigarettes
One of my grandfathers died of oat cell lung cancer in the early 60s ... too young. Rolled his own outta Prince Albert cans since he was 12. Turn of the last century mind you. Filled those cans full of silver ... dimes and quarters mostly but the big round cans he filled full of silver dollars.
I used those cans as collateral on my first venture after I got out of the service. Paid it back in six months and have never looked back. I've got those cans of silver in my safe still today.
My other Grandfather was a preacher, a painter and a drunk. Beat the piss outta his kids but all I remember of him is him shagging baseballs and footballs I would throw through a swinging car tire under the pecan trees when I was a kid.
I still have his Bible.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:18 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Neither of my parents smoked, so I never thought it was normal. Don't plan to ever start.
It's a DNA gene pool thing. You do not smoke because they didn't smoke. You do not smoke because their DNA dictates so Paisano.
Posted on 9/22/16 at 10:27 pm to scrooster
My grandfather helped raise me as my dad lied to my mom and walked out. I'm glad the fricker is dead. The hardest day of my life was watching my grandfather die in the ICU.
The last words he ever said to me was "That fricking jockey". He'd been sleeping woke up right after the Belmont asked me if my horse won. I said no, he got boxed in on rail. He responded with "that fricking jockey" he laid back down and never said another word.
The last words he ever said to me was "That fricking jockey". He'd been sleeping woke up right after the Belmont asked me if my horse won. I said no, he got boxed in on rail. He responded with "that fricking jockey" he laid back down and never said another word.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 1:30 am to scrooster
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It's a DNA gene pool thing. You do not smoke because they didn't smoke. You do not smoke because their DNA dictates so Paisano.
WUT?
If you come from a herd of tobacco growing moonshine folks, smoking and drinking is just part of the family business. If it was DNA then the last generation should smoke and drink yet none of them seem to do this. Of course this new generation of Americans seem a bit of the zombie generation so maybe they need to smoke and drink to get a bit wilder.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 1:35 am to scrooster
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