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re: I'M wondering why this board went dead again?
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:20 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:20 pm to momentoftruth87
Lew removed me on Facebook. We officially not frans no more.
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Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:20 pm to KSGamecock
Let me run this by him.
Thanks for the advice.
Thanks for the advice.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:21 pm to KSGamecock
I haven't even seen Lew in months.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:24 pm to momentoftruth87
Yea hope he's doing ok. I'm sure he is.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:26 pm to KSGamecock
Probably went on a crayon binge.
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:29 pm to momentoftruth87
What do the paramedics give Marines for a crayon overdose? I can't imagine narcan works.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:33 pm to KSGamecock
Motrin 500mg. It works for everything.
Edit. Penicillin helps some with our STDs.
Edit. Penicillin helps some with our STDs.
This post was edited on 12/30/18 at 10:34 pm
Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:34 pm to momentoftruth87
yes so I've been told. Posted on 12/30/18 at 10:47 pm to momentoftruth87
Depends on where the crayon has been lodged, honestly. If it accidentally goes up your arse, along with 37 others, as happened to me once, you'll need EIGHT HUNDRED mmgs of Motrin, some water, and 3 stitches.
And hemmorhoids for the rest of your life.
frick the Army
And hemmorhoids for the rest of your life.
frick the Army
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:43 pm to BoarEd
quote:
frick the Army
Go on...
Posted on 12/30/18 at 11:56 pm to momentoftruth87
quote:
Go on...
Don't do it, you'd just be feeding his sick big green weenie fantasies.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:12 am to KSGamecock
I saved this the other day because I wanted to gift it to you haha. Made me laugh my arse off.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:13 am to momentoftruth87
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:14 am to KSGamecock
Yeah, best we save this story for later. 
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:14 am to KSGamecock
I should use that as my pic img.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:16 am to BoarEd
True story time.
When I was a kid we had to take my youngest brother to the ER at least twice (that I can remember) for lodging broken crayons up his nose.
Not even joking.
So when someone says, "BoarEd is a fricking retarded" (daily), well, I come by it honestly.
When I was a kid we had to take my youngest brother to the ER at least twice (that I can remember) for lodging broken crayons up his nose.
Not even joking.
So when someone says, "BoarEd is a fricking retarded" (daily), well, I come by it honestly.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:18 am to BoarEd
My daughter put a damn Lego up her nose when she was 3. She's hella smart but she has her days. 4 going on 16. She knows it all, and most of the time spot on.
Posted on 12/31/18 at 12:32 am to momentoftruth87
Oh, I'm sure we had our moments as well. Luckily I haven't really had any major calamity type events with my own children. Well, nothing physically detrimental anyways.
Personally I've had like 9 broken ribs and one flatlining traumatic injury before my kids were born. I've kept an extra watchful eye on my babies because I know what's in their genes..
And it's craziness.
Luckily I haven't really had any major calamity type events with my own children. Well, nothing physically detrimental anyways. Personally I've had like 9 broken ribs and one flatlining traumatic injury before my kids were born. I've kept an extra watchful eye on my babies because I know what's in their genes..
And it's craziness.
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