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re: I'm sorry, Triggered Brandon/DSJ’s path to martyrdom
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:49 pm to momentoftruth87
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:49 pm to momentoftruth87
A lite isn’t me, he’s either an alter, a convincing troll, or some kind of autistic superhero. He was badgering me about god knows what last night with bad paint shops and long paragraphs until I gave him what he wanted. For the record and context the following is what I posted in the thread last night before it was nuked and what apparently started this thread.
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Fine, you wanted triggered Brandon? You get triggered Brandon. I have posted everyday, multiple times mind you, on this board for SEVEN frickING YEARS. I am not some tidefans.com chump or reddit circle jerker you’re used to tormenting. I am the real fricking deal. The Big Kahuna. You picked the wrong one. The site owner, Byron, I know him. We partied last year on his yacht off the Texas coast. We are on a first name bases. I could get on Grindr right now, message him, and have you banned FOR LIFE kid. No suspension that expires and an IP ban that bans you based on your government name. If you try to join again your information would be forwarded to the real life no fooling FBI. No upstart is going to dethrone me as the Emperor of the Rant and certainly NOT YOU. Don’t try me kid. If you want to sort this out in real life you can find me at the Waffle House by the Columbia Airport. I’ll whoop that arse worse than Brooks did Sumner and you’ll have to make your next shitty paint job by blowing into a fricking straw.
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Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:50 pm to DownSouthJukin
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KSG taking to himself.
You were just talking to me, less than an hour ago, when trying to figure out who I was, bro. You can't even imagine the web you are in.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:51 pm to A Lite
Have they considered that we might be alters of some third person?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:53 pm to KSGamecock
Dalegribblesmower?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:54 pm to KSGamecock
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A lite isn’t me, he’s either an alter, a convincing troll, or some kind of autistic superhero. He was badgering me about god knows what last night with bad paint shops and long paragraphs until I gave him what he wanted. For the record and context the following is what I posted in the thread last night before it was nuked and what apparently started this thread.
You were addled, struck, and wheeling in desperation before you created the copy pastaesque deflection littered with your true feelings, yet hidden in a defensive satirical shield.
'Ya silly Palooka. Someone came along to rescue you and ended the thread.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:56 pm to A Lite
Yep, sure was. Let’s talk tomorrow, I want to watch the SB. Have a nice night. 
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
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Had a stressful period this summer, and “You Worry Me” helped.
That is a good one. I'm a big fan of "Hey Mama"
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:57 pm to KSGamecock
Goodnight Alite, goodnight KSG...
Posted on 2/3/19 at 5:58 pm to KSGamecock
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Yep, sure was. Let’s talk tomorrow, I want to watch the SB. Have a nice night.
Which account is going to sign off? This iteration of my on-line presence doesn't care much for the NFL so, let's let KSG sign off.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:30 pm to A Lite
You are one weird fricking guy.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:35 pm to cas4t
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You are one weird fricking guy.
Not as weird as the Saints not being in this Super Bowl.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:37 pm to A Lite
Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I guess I can agree with that.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 6:39 pm to cas4t
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Doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I guess I can agree with that.
Makes a lot of sense, that is why you agreed with it. Saints would have won if not for the refs. So, it's weird that the rightful team isn't playing. Get it?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 7:10 pm to BowlJackson
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"Hey Mama"
Great song. “Need Never Get Old” is an anthem.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:20 pm to A Lite
Take a break from the keyboard, walk outside and take a deep breath.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:26 pm to A Lite
What happened?
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:31 pm to LewDawg
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I'm paid to be here so...
Let me know if you need me to hold a couple of $20s for you or something.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:33 pm to I Bleed Garnet
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What happened?
Long story short, KSG is basically the internet version of James McAvoy's character from Split
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:37 pm to BowlJackson
7 pages and the mystery still aint solved.
Posted on 2/3/19 at 9:43 pm to thatguy45
OP = KSG, it's not a mystery 
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