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Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:40 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:40 am to
I auditioned for the part of "Potsie" on Happy Days, and had the part until my illuminati handlers blocked it, figuring I would get my cover blown

So I went back to playing banjo for the Dubliners
This post was edited on 3/9/24 at 6:42 am
Posted by Drydock
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:51 am to
Thus you were not there to prevent the ruinous motorcycle stunt that marks the decline of western civilization. The Illuminati have much to answer for.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 3:17 pm to
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I got sick of them hiding me out in a castle in France, so I …


…got a forged birth certificate, passport, and sufficient documentation to assume the persona & identity of an individual named “Chevy Chase



Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:34 pm to
I am the Lizard King…

…I can do ANYTHING!!




Posted by blue_morrison
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:21 pm to
Well this is awkward
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 11:06 pm to
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Well this is awkward


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 3/10/24 at 3:18 am to
Wrong, but I was Chevy Chase's stunt double in the Fletch movies
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:22 am to
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I was Chevy Chase's stunt double ….


This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 11:24 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35858 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:38 am to
Some of my friends call me Jim

some call me D.B.

some call me Prince Jimmy Nikolaevna Romanova

some call me Coop

some call me Luke Kelly

some call me Potsie Weber

here's a statue of me

Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:42 am to
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some call me D.B.

some call me Prince Jimmy Nikolaevna Romanova

some call me Coop

some call me Luke Kelly

some call me Potsie Weber




Jeezus-Krist-on-a-Bike, Harry??

We already know you’ve got a bunch of Alt’s as it is…

…but just how many of YOU are out there??!!



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