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I'm Jim Morrison
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:39 am
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:39 am
There i said it
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Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:42 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I got sick of them hiding me out in a castle in France, so I escaped to Ireland in the early 80's
That was me playing banjo in the Dubliners hiding behind that long beard
It's been a pretty good life
That was me playing banjo in the Dubliners hiding behind that long beard
It's been a pretty good life
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:56 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Which jim Morrison?
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:57 am to Harry Rex Vonner
My grandmother was Grand Duchess Tatiana of the Romanov royal family
She was actually rescued from the Tzar Nicholas family assassination in 1918 and was smuggled to Istanbul where she became a belly dancer
So my 6th or 8th cousins or something were Kaiser Wilhelm and King George V
She was actually rescued from the Tzar Nicholas family assassination in 1918 and was smuggled to Istanbul where she became a belly dancer
So my 6th or 8th cousins or something were Kaiser Wilhelm and King George V
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:57 am to pioneerbasketball
THE Jim Morrison
Posted on 3/8/24 at 4:22 am to pioneerbasketball
I became a Hollywood stunt man in the mid 80's
I did all the stunt double work for Mel Gibson in all the Lethal Weapon movies
I did all the stunt double work for Mel Gibson in all the Lethal Weapon movies
Posted on 3/8/24 at 4:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
the wrestler?
Posted on 3/8/24 at 6:03 am to pioneerbasketball
Before France, the story was "I died in July 1971" 
But really in November 1971 I highjacked Northwest Orient Airline flight 305 and flew to France. South of Seattle I tossed a mannequin out of the plane and they thought it was me parachuting out
But really in November 1971 I highjacked Northwest Orient Airline flight 305 and flew to France. South of Seattle I tossed a mannequin out of the plane and they thought it was me parachuting out
Posted on 3/8/24 at 9:36 am to pioneerbasketball
this is me holding back tears at Boris Yeltsin's funeral
Here I am going to the airport and flying back to the USA for an LSU game
Here I am going to the airport and flying back to the USA for an LSU game
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:28 am to Harry Rex Vonner
So what?
I’m Ron Swanson, but I don’t feel the narcissistic compulsion to remind everybody on any given day.
So you’re Jim Morrison?….
…Is that supposed to be some kind of big-f@#king-deal, “Mr. Lizard King??!!
I’m Ron Swanson, but I don’t feel the narcissistic compulsion to remind everybody on any given day.
So you’re Jim Morrison?….
…Is that supposed to be some kind of big-f@#king-deal, “Mr. Lizard King??!!
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:31 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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So what?
I’m Ron Swanson, but I don’t feel the narcissistic compulsion to remind everybody on any given day.
So you’re Jim Morrison?….
…Is that supposed to be some kind of big-f@#king-deal, “Mr. Lizard King??!!
bitch the only difference between me and you is you're lying your arse off
Posted on 3/8/24 at 10:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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bitch the only difference between me and you is you're lying your arse off
The only difference between you and I is that you’re a BITCH
Posted on 3/8/24 at 11:02 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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bitch
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BITCH
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:09 pm to paperwasp
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Posted by Harry Rex Vonner on 3/8/24 at 10:31 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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bitch
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:12 pm to paperwasp
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Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus online on 3/8/24 at 10:36 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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BITCH
Posted on 3/8/24 at 3:47 pm to paperwasp
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Posted on 3/8/24 at 4:55 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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SupperClubDrunkBus
THE Jim Morrison will not be treated this way.
I've notified my illuminati handlers of this exchange with you, and of course they know where you live.
Posted on 3/8/24 at 5:15 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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THE Jim Morrison will not be treated this way.
I've notified my illuminati handlers of this exchange with you, and of course they know where you live.
Sounds like I might be expecting some company in the near future?
I guess I’ll tidy things up a bit before my “guests” arrive.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 3:45 am to Harry Rex Vonner
you couldn't just stay dead?
Posted on 3/9/24 at 4:46 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Do you still have any cafeterias?
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