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re: I'm Jim Morrison
Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:40 am to Drydock
Posted on 3/9/24 at 6:40 am to Drydock
I auditioned for the part of "Potsie" on Happy Days, and had the part until my illuminati handlers blocked it, figuring I would get my cover blown
So I went back to playing banjo for the Dubliners
So I went back to playing banjo for the Dubliners
This post was edited on 3/9/24 at 6:42 am
Posted on 3/9/24 at 8:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Thus you were not there to prevent the ruinous motorcycle stunt that marks the decline of western civilization. The Illuminati have much to answer for.
Posted on 3/9/24 at 3:17 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I got sick of them hiding me out in a castle in France, so I …
…got a forged birth certificate, passport, and sufficient documentation to assume the persona & identity of an individual named “Chevy Chase”
Posted on 3/9/24 at 5:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
“ I am the Lizard King…
…I can do ANYTHING!!”
…I can do ANYTHING!!”
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Posted on 3/9/24 at 7:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Well this is awkward
Posted on 3/9/24 at 11:06 pm to blue_morrison
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Well this is awkward

Posted on 3/10/24 at 3:18 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
Wrong, but I was Chevy Chase's stunt double in the Fletch movies
Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:22 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I was Chevy Chase's stunt double ….

This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 11:24 am
Posted on 3/11/24 at 10:38 am to blue_morrison
Some of my friends call me Jim
some call me D.B.
some call me Prince Jimmy Nikolaevna Romanova
some call me Coop
some call me Luke Kelly
some call me Potsie Weber
here's a statue of me

some call me D.B.
some call me Prince Jimmy Nikolaevna Romanova
some call me Coop
some call me Luke Kelly
some call me Potsie Weber
here's a statue of me

Posted on 3/11/24 at 11:42 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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some call me D.B.
some call me Prince Jimmy Nikolaevna Romanova
some call me Coop
some call me Luke Kelly
some call me Potsie Weber
Jeezus-Krist-on-a-Bike, Harry??
We already know you’ve got a bunch of Alt’s as it is…
…but just how many of YOU are out there??!!

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