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re: If you could be guaranteed an 80 year lifespan, would you take it?
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:15 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Das hot. 
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Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:17 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:18 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:19 pm to CatFan81
Don't worry CF. Ain't nobody want to jack your swag.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:19 pm to Roger Klarvin
What else do I get for the 80? Do I get to keep maintaining a hard on throughout my life? do I still get to bang hot chicks? Can I eat wings every night for 80 years and drink bourbon nightly?
The hardon and hot chicks is non negotiable. Otherwise frick it. Im living to 94 anyway.
The hardon and hot chicks is non negotiable. Otherwise frick it. Im living to 94 anyway.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:22 pm to KSGamecock
Dats y itz mah swag.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:23 pm to CatFan81
This post was edited on 1/19/15 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:24 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:27 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:27 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Geez, how many Ted gifs do you have?
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:28 pm to Roger Klarvin
Easily, Klarvin. I'm on borrowed time every day.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:29 pm to Roger Klarvin
No I'm dying in a blaze of cocaine filled glory by trolling the Muslim world in a suicide vest at one of their temples. They'll never see a 60 year old ginger as a threat.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:30 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:30 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:33 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:33 pm to Roger Klarvin
Nope
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:37 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:39 pm to CatFan81
Geez, just frick and get it over with already you two.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:40 pm to CatFan81
My grandfather turns 90 in two weeks, still plays golf several times a month and uses an elliptical every morning. He had a bout of congestive heart failure a couple years ago but is very stable now.
Posted on 1/19/15 at 10:41 pm to KSGamecock
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Geez, just frick and get it over with already you two.
I wouldn't frick Catfan with Catfan's dick
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