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I think I just might’ve ran into serial killer tonight.

Posted on 11/21/24 at 12:56 am
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
7850 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 12:56 am
I’m in Fort Lauderdale, walking back to my hotel alone after a good night out. I’m on the Ft Lauderdale Beach strip. I went from Blondies to the Elbo Room, and met some great peeps who bought me drinks.

Walking from Elbo Room to the Beach Place Towers, I was all alone, and some guy came up from behind me, and whispered, Ducks. (I’m wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey) I turned around and told him I’m not a ducks fan, just a fan movies.

He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone” I looked back and saw this 5 foot something (way smaller than me) almost homeless looking guy.

I thought he was making fun me, so I said, who are you?? Alone, no girlfriend, and a nothing person.

He then said to me something that seriously sent shivers down my spine. He said. “I’m nobody, I just kill people”. I didn’t respond, and walked away from that dude as fast as I could, and I’m kinda freaked out about it. I hope he was bluffing. But I don’t understand why?

Be careful baws there’s some psychos out there.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20364 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 3:51 am to
“I’m nobody, I just kill people”.



Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
97865 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 4:44 am to
Sounds like a tweaker to me.
Posted by teamjackson
call me Walnut
Member since Nov 2012
7044 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 5:15 am to
Should have socked him in the face for that shite. FAFO
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52886 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 7:17 am to
Always carry!
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26646 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:54 am to
quote:

met some great peeps who bought me drinks

Was this a Grindr date?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:58 am to
If he's a serial killer and told you he just kills people...he sucks at his job.


ETA...what if he IS a serial killer who focuses on killing Ducks fans...telling him you only like movies might have been the move to spare you.
This post was edited on 11/21/24 at 10:00 am
Posted by JEC119
Member since Apr 2024
1216 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 2:04 pm to
That was just Jack happy … he does that to everyone. If you’d given him a dollar he’d show you a magic trick.
Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
3078 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:24 pm to
CAD was in Ft Lauderdale same time as you?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2251 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:43 pm to
I always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing or becoming a serial killer. Really keeps my attention and attitude in check.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
20364 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:47 pm to
quote:


I always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing


KEEP YOU HEAD ON A SWIVEL YOU WOULD HAVE DONE WELL IN THE MILITARY

ooops i didn't mean to have all caps but to lazy to retype it
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2251 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:12 pm to
Not the first time hearing that.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30687 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Always carry!


ABC

Always Be Carrying.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
14752 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:34 pm to
Thats a uncomfortable situation.

Could have been even worse.

He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone and you sure are Purdy
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
9441 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing or becoming a serial killer. Really keeps my attention and attitude in check.


What if that one person is you?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2251 posts
Posted on 11/27/24 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

What if that one person is you?


This post was edited on 11/27/24 at 11:39 pm
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26646 posts
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:55 am to
Alright, I've waited long enough.

Little Rock has a serial killer
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