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I think I just might’ve ran into serial killer tonight.
Posted on 11/21/24 at 12:56 am
Posted on 11/21/24 at 12:56 am
I’m in Fort Lauderdale, walking back to my hotel alone after a good night out. I’m on the Ft Lauderdale Beach strip. I went from Blondies to the Elbo Room, and met some great peeps who bought me drinks.
Walking from Elbo Room to the Beach Place Towers, I was all alone, and some guy came up from behind me, and whispered, Ducks. (I’m wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey) I turned around and told him I’m not a ducks fan, just a fan movies.
He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone” I looked back and saw this 5 foot something (way smaller than me) almost homeless looking guy.
I thought he was making fun me, so I said, who are you?? Alone, no girlfriend, and a nothing person.
He then said to me something that seriously sent shivers down my spine. He said. “I’m nobody, I just kill people”. I didn’t respond, and walked away from that dude as fast as I could, and I’m kinda freaked out about it. I hope he was bluffing. But I don’t understand why?
Be careful baws there’s some psychos out there.
Walking from Elbo Room to the Beach Place Towers, I was all alone, and some guy came up from behind me, and whispered, Ducks. (I’m wearing a Mighty Ducks jersey) I turned around and told him I’m not a ducks fan, just a fan movies.
He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone” I looked back and saw this 5 foot something (way smaller than me) almost homeless looking guy.
I thought he was making fun me, so I said, who are you?? Alone, no girlfriend, and a nothing person.
He then said to me something that seriously sent shivers down my spine. He said. “I’m nobody, I just kill people”. I didn’t respond, and walked away from that dude as fast as I could, and I’m kinda freaked out about it. I hope he was bluffing. But I don’t understand why?
Be careful baws there’s some psychos out there.

Posted on 11/21/24 at 3:51 am to JohnnyRebel
“I’m nobody, I just kill people”.

Posted on 11/21/24 at 4:44 am to JohnnyRebel
Sounds like a tweaker to me.
Posted on 11/21/24 at 5:15 am to JohnnyRebel
Should have socked him in the face for that shite. FAFO
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:54 am to JohnnyRebel
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met some great peeps who bought me drinks
Was this a Grindr date?
Posted on 11/21/24 at 9:58 am to JohnnyRebel
If he's a serial killer and told you he just kills people...he sucks at his job.
ETA...what if he IS a serial killer who focuses on killing Ducks fans...telling him you only like movies might have been the move to spare you.
ETA...what if he IS a serial killer who focuses on killing Ducks fans...telling him you only like movies might have been the move to spare you.
This post was edited on 11/21/24 at 10:00 am
Posted on 11/27/24 at 2:04 pm to JohnnyRebel
That was just Jack happy … he does that to everyone. If you’d given him a dollar he’d show you a magic trick.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:24 pm to JohnnyRebel
CAD was in Ft Lauderdale same time as you?
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:43 pm to JohnnyRebel
I always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing or becoming a serial killer. Really keeps my attention and attitude in check.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 3:47 pm to Lexag
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I always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing
KEEP YOU HEAD ON A SWIVEL YOU WOULD HAVE DONE WELL IN THE MILITARY
ooops i didn't mean to have all caps but to lazy to retype it

Posted on 11/27/24 at 5:12 pm to Armymann50
Not the first time hearing that.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:22 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
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Always carry!
ABC
Always Be Carrying.
Posted on 11/27/24 at 7:34 pm to JohnnyRebel
Thats a uncomfortable situation.
Could have been even worse.
He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone and you sure are Purdy”

Could have been even worse.
He then says.. “ it’s dark, Ducks.. no girlfriend, no friends, you’re all alone and you sure are Purdy”

Posted on 11/27/24 at 11:12 pm to Lexag
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always assume one person in a room is contemplating another killing or becoming a serial killer. Really keeps my attention and attitude in check.
What if that one person is you?
Posted on 11/27/24 at 11:38 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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What if that one person is you?

This post was edited on 11/27/24 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 12/3/24 at 10:55 am to JohnnyRebel
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