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I think either Harry Rex or theCAW is my dad.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 3/2/25 at 12:22 pm
It's been hard coming to terms with this, but Lexag is too nice to be my mom and would never lay HR, so after someone dropped me off on paperwasp's porch and he raised me to be a teenager before finally kicking me out I need answers. Upvote for HR. Down vote for theCAW.
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Posted on 3/2/25 at 12:33 pm to Imber
I don't think either produce male sperm.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 12:59 pm to Imber
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Lexag is too nice to be my mom and would never lay HR
Well, she's got at least two things going for her.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:22 pm to Imber
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Lexag
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paperwasp
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Harry Rex
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theCAW
Everyone you named is a woman!
Posted on 3/2/25 at 1:23 pm to Chrome
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she's got at least two things going for her.
If you mean two of the biggest titties we've ever seen, then yes.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 3:31 pm to Imber
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Imber
I remember your mom
Posted on 3/2/25 at 3:35 pm to 1BIGTigerFan
You make me blush.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 3:39 pm to Lexag
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Lexag
you have big titties?
Posted on 3/2/25 at 3:53 pm to Chrome
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Well, she's got at least two things going for her.
Right.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 4:35 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 3/2/25 at 4:58 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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you have big titties?
“Big” is a rather subjective term relative to any given individual’s perception and overall inherent bias towards proportion & size.
To give a reasonable analogy & comparison with a more quantifiable measure is in order here.
… the old “is it bigger than a bread-box?” paradigm is more likely in order to use as an understandable and commonly quantifiable unit of measure in this particular instance
So, Lex?…
…are they bigger than a melon?
If bigger than a melon?
…are they big enough to forcefully crush a melon of a reasonably similar size??
Posted on 3/2/25 at 5:29 pm to Imber
I take it back. Harry isn't my dad.
Posted on 3/2/25 at 6:02 pm to Imber
Then pray to God the CAW is not!
Posted on 3/3/25 at 9:41 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
Posted on 3/3/25 at 9:43 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
I don’t try to crush melons, I’m not into inflicting pain on myself, but I can move things with them as a party trick. Plastic chairs, 2 beers… a couple other weird ones. Not at the same time.
This post was edited on 3/3/25 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 3/3/25 at 10:48 pm to Lexag
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I can move things with them as a party trick.
Posted on 3/4/25 at 2:13 am to 1BIGTigerFan
Has she showed dem tatas?
Posted on 3/4/25 at 6:18 am to Armymann50
Yes
Posted on 3/4/25 at 6:20 am to SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 3/4/25 at 6:33 am to TigerLunatik
Gallagher LOL
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