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Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 6:31 pm to
Can you retire from posting?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:54 pm to
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Did you get a pension with that position

I got ridicule, does that count?
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
21762 posts
Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:37 pm to
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want someone to flatulence you, talk to Lex


does she stil do dat ?
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Member since Oct 2022
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 9:43 pm to
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I got ridicule, does that count?


Depends. Is it about penis size?
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:01 pm to
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Depends. Is it about penis size?

Yes.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 11:02 pm to
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Unfortunately this is actually part of my job at work.

Expound.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103136 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 4:52 am to
I have to review every job summary for every job that we do before we go out and then I have to review every invoice that goes out to our customers. Turns out guys that become technicians in trades can't spell worth a shite or form complete sentences.
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26667 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 10:57 am to
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Unfortunately this is actually part of my job at work.


Part of the business I ran (I was the only employee) was working as an editor. Which may be why I can't be bothered to give a single, solitary, fart on whether my posts use proper grammar or not.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103136 posts
Posted on 10/3/25 at 11:03 am to
I also used to work in IT and not only had to write tickets but also receive them and respond. Everything had to be so perfect. Then trying to write code will also make you to the point that formatting is like OCD when doing normal stuff like what I am doing here. The ladies in the office hate it because I'm always adding a period or capitalizing a letter where no one should really even care. It's in my blood at this point.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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7884 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:30 am to
Example?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:40 am to
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Posted by TigerLunatik

Turns out guys that become technicians in trades can't spell worth a shite




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Posted by FootballFrenzy

Example?








Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103136 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 10:57 am to
One of my guys put "shite the flapper" instead of "shut the flapper" once. But, mostly its just uneducated mistakes and not knowing the proper tense of a word or they don't know when to use 'an' and one of my guys has a vendetta against periods and commas.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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7884 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:06 am to
My proofreader brain would melt, I’m sure, if I worked in those conditions.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:02 pm to
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…one of my guys has a vendetta against commas






Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
103136 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:39 pm to
Im really speaking more so towards the run on sentences that keep going with no punctuation whatsoever and then they just keep adding new thoughts they dont use periods at the end sentences but change the thought mid sentence see this is the kind of word vomit paragraph I have to sift through to make the invoice say everything it needs to say but with half the amount of words I will just put the one period at the end of the paragraph right here.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 1:14 pm to
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Im really speaking more so towards the run on sentences that keep going with no punctuation whatsoever and then they just keep adding new thoughts they dont use periods at the end sentences but change the thought mid sentence…






Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21568 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:07 am to
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Hoo shud I name az my replasemint?





I bin wurkin on my englush four sometimes.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Member since Oct 2023
7884 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:09 am to
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I bin wurkin on my englush four sometimes.

Mebbe wurk onnit summor and then we kan re-emasculate the sitchyouashun.
Posted by madmaxvol
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21568 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:10 am to
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Irregardless


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I see what you did there; someone knows what they’re doing.


NPR - Irregardless is a word...
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
21568 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:13 am to
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I bin wurkin on my englush four sometimes.


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Mebbe wurk onnit summor and then we kan re-emasculate the sitchyouashun.



Well sea a bout tha't.
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