re: How long after you've been dating before you fart around your SO?

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That's tough. The early phase is the worst. Hold in farts for like 6 hours, just to explode in your car as you leave.

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this made me laugh cause I just started dating a new chick that I am in to and have done this about 4 times. Nearly shite my pants one time doing it. I farted when we were in bed the other night and didn't give a shite so I will say once she touches your pecker, farting is fair game. Be warned though, chicks have some dead shite up there too so you are opening it up to her too.

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this made me laugh cause I just started dating a new chick that I am in to and have done this about 4 times.

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The worst is when they follow you out to your car. "Yo, I blasted through your front door to leave like a fullback for a reason. I gotta go!"

Funny story

I was dating a girl, who is now my wife, for about 3 weeks. I called her after I got out of a meeting for work and was driving home and let one go while she was talking. It was louder than expected but didnt think anything of it until she pause mid sentence right after. She asked me what that noise was and I was confused cause I really didnt think it was loud enough for her to hear. She asked if it was indeed a fart and we laughed for 10 mins and I admitted. She still to this day thinks I should have made an announcement that I was farting instead of trying to hide it

Story short we are both human and we both blow hot air whenever our bodies feel the need. She still hot too

"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you would be stupid not to." -Louis C.K.