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re: How do I South?
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:06 am to Chadaristic
Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:06 am to Chadaristic
bullshite, you fricking poser
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Posted on 11/10/18 at 9:43 am to Dawgvet
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when you ask for a carbonated drink you always ask for a "Coke"
the nice waitress will then say " OK honey, what kind"
If a waitress ever ask you that, you walk out of that GD restaurant.
You don’t want to eat there
Posted on 11/10/18 at 1:19 pm to Weagle25
I might barbecue some asparagus and steaks later, you know ... on the barbecue.
Posted on 11/10/18 at 6:00 pm to Trumansfangs
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might barbecue some asparagus and steaks later, you know ... on the barbecue.
This is why we shouldve never let y’all in the conference
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:22 am to Weagle25
They can't comprehend that barbeque is a noun. Barbequing is a verb. One is a food, one is a way to prepare food.
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:23 am to Trumansfangs
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How do I South?
I might barbecue some asparagus and steaks later, you know ... on the barbecue.
Bless his heart
Posted on 11/11/18 at 11:24 am to Carolina_Girl
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Barbequing is a verb.
Barbecuing is not a verb.
There’s grilling. There’s smoking. But there’s not barbecuing.
Barbecue has two meanings. One is an event. One is food.
This post was edited on 11/11/18 at 11:27 am
Posted on 11/11/18 at 12:41 pm to JesusQuintana
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(Probably stop using words like assimilate would be a decent start)
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:15 am to kywildcatfanone
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There is only one Jesus and you aren't him.
Yea, jesus cleans the bathrooms here and he's damn good at it.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:19 am to Evolved Simian
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Sweet tea is nasty.
the frick?
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It's a chilly Friday night. There's no place for iced tea in your life right now.
Oh quiet.
Real Baws shouldn't bitch if the weather gets a little "too cold"
Sweat Tea is great, drink it whenever the frick you want.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 9:21 am to I Bleed Garnet
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Sweat Tea is great, drink it whenever the frick you want.
You like it fresh off the scrotum, don't you
This post was edited on 11/12/18 at 9:23 am
Posted on 11/12/18 at 10:21 am to JesusQuintana
frick blondes
And frick your cousin
And frick your cousin
This post was edited on 11/12/18 at 10:22 am
Posted on 11/12/18 at 10:31 am to navynuke
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You like it fresh off the scrotum, don't you
of course.
That's what we call the holy spirit.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:19 pm to JesusQuintana
South is an attitude and a way of life. South is taking all things and all people in stride. It is being open to new opportunities while still cherishing your past, tradition, and history. South is a genuine kindness for all people paired with a defense of one's honor at all costs. In the South, your word is your bond, and your reputation is currency. If you have no honor, your word has no value, and you will earn no respect. Hospitality is first and foremost. Treat everyone well in the hopes they will return the favor. If they don't, turn the other cheek and kill them with kindness and proper manners, right up until you need to knock them the f&%k out or shoot them dead.
The best food is slow cooked to be savored. The process is as much a reward as the meal itself. The same is true for the outdoors. Hunting and fishing is not about what you catch, but the time you get to spend with your friends and with the silent serenity of the wild.
If you take that approach to value the time you spend and the happiness you can bring to others, you will correctly "South".
As for ancillary Southerness: fried food is good, BBQ is better, watermelon is delicious as are collard greens, grits, drop biscuits, white gravy, sweet potato pie, muscadine anything, jack daniels, pecan pralines, etc. Weather permitting, women wear sundresses over jerseys to football games. Tailgates serve BBQ, gumbo, jambalaya, not just hamburgers and hot dogs. Spice is a must and blandness a sin.
Finally, South Louisiana is not like the rest of the south, but still maintain the heart and soul of that tradition in the way we approach life of savoring every last drop.
The best food is slow cooked to be savored. The process is as much a reward as the meal itself. The same is true for the outdoors. Hunting and fishing is not about what you catch, but the time you get to spend with your friends and with the silent serenity of the wild.
If you take that approach to value the time you spend and the happiness you can bring to others, you will correctly "South".
As for ancillary Southerness: fried food is good, BBQ is better, watermelon is delicious as are collard greens, grits, drop biscuits, white gravy, sweet potato pie, muscadine anything, jack daniels, pecan pralines, etc. Weather permitting, women wear sundresses over jerseys to football games. Tailgates serve BBQ, gumbo, jambalaya, not just hamburgers and hot dogs. Spice is a must and blandness a sin.
Finally, South Louisiana is not like the rest of the south, but still maintain the heart and soul of that tradition in the way we approach life of savoring every last drop.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 2:16 pm to Dawgvet
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And if you are not careful you can get a girl's tin roof rusted (pregnant}
I always wondered what that meant. I knew it had something to do with sex.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 2:40 pm to Carolina_Girl
A barbecue grill is a device that cooks food by applying heat from below. There are several varieties of grills, with most falling into one of two categories: gas-fueled or charcoal. There is debate over which method yields superior results.
Also, why do so many of you good people insist on misspelling the word barbecue ? There is no q . :)
Also, why do so many of you good people insist on misspelling the word barbecue ? There is no q . :)
Posted on 11/12/18 at 2:45 pm to Trumansfangs
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There are several varieties of grills. There is debate over which method yields superior results.
A Yoder smoker is superior. Anything else is an inferior POS.
Posted on 11/12/18 at 3:27 pm to deeprig9
I meant to say "sayex"
Posted on 11/12/18 at 3:32 pm to JesusQuintana
Anyone who still has a living parent is still considered a boy. Then you become old man.
As long as old man Douglas is still alive, that douglas boy (age 42) will be waiting on the inheritance.
Fast forward five years...
Old man Douglas (age 47) finally got his inheretance through probate and openned his own shop where the Douglas boy (age 30) is working now as a lead mechanic.
As long as old man Douglas is still alive, that douglas boy (age 42) will be waiting on the inheritance.
Fast forward five years...
Old man Douglas (age 47) finally got his inheretance through probate and openned his own shop where the Douglas boy (age 30) is working now as a lead mechanic.
This post was edited on 11/12/18 at 3:35 pm
Posted on 11/12/18 at 3:37 pm to deeprig9
Satan is referred to as the Devil.
Never utter the name Satan. Ever.
Never utter the name Satan. Ever.
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