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How do I South?
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:42 pm
I’ve finally come to the crushing realization that we, in fact, do not belong with you fine Southern Gents.
I’m currently sippin a sweet tea as I type this out, but what other measures may a yankee boy like myself take to assimilate with y’all? (Probably stop using words like assimilate would be a decent start)
I’m currently sippin a sweet tea as I type this out, but what other measures may a yankee boy like myself take to assimilate with y’all? (Probably stop using words like assimilate would be a decent start)
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 4:43 pm
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Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:45 pm to JesusQuintana
what assilimate?
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 4:46 pm
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:46 pm to JesusQuintana
Everything needs to be fryed
Need to have a few extra pounds
Know how to BBQ
Need to have a few extra pounds
Know how to BBQ
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:47 pm to JesusQuintana
Fried Chicken, Hot Sauce on everything (it's a southern thing), Merica' Flag hanging off a flag pole in your front yard, buy GUNS, lots of guns and claim you're going fishing every weekend just so you and "the boys" can get a break from the wives...
That's a good start
That's a good start
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:47 pm to JesusQuintana
Posting better would be a start
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:48 pm to JesusQuintana
Grow some balls.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:49 pm to JesusQuintana
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How do I South?
Well, you are already off to a bad start.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:51 pm to pioneerbasketball
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Know how to BBQ
I’m from Missourah, friend
Posted on 11/9/18 at 4:52 pm to JesusQuintana
There is only one Jesus and you aren't him.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:01 pm to JesusQuintana
Well first, you’re gonna have to change that godawful name of yours to something more indigenous to the south.
Maybe like Jerry Quincy.
Maybe like Jerry Quincy.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:04 pm to JesusQuintana
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Know how to BBQ
I’m from Missourah, friend
Exactly.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:08 pm to Centinel
Right
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:19 pm to JesusQuintana
maybe quit sippin tea like a bitch and pour a glass of bourbon
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:22 pm to scott8811
See, now this is helpful
Go on...
Go on...
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:23 pm to JesusQuintana
Start dipping
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:25 pm to JesusQuintana
Learn how to use words like reckon .
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:28 pm to JesusQuintana
Get some callouses on your hands.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:34 pm to JesusQuintana
Turning 11 hound dogs loose to deer hunt is how you South.
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:41 pm to Sid E Walker
If you have ever hauled more than 15,000 square bales in a summer, you can talk to me about callused hands. Otherwise, shut the frick up.
This post was edited on 11/9/18 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 11/9/18 at 5:42 pm to JesusQuintana
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