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re: good morning thread
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:42 am to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:42 am to BluegrassBelle
Depends on how it tastes.
Well now...there's an idea
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You should get one and add bourbon to it
Well now...there's an idea
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Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:44 am to CNB
I bet it would be REALLY good. 
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:44 am to Bellabama
I think I am about to drink a bottle of that stuff that makes you poop or throw up
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:46 am to tduecen
That sounds like a solid plan
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:46 am to tduecen
I think I'm going to call my mom and act really stressed and say I'm withdrawing from school. 
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:47 am to 15sammy34
I did that when I was 22.... She told me it was my first semester and I was a pussy if I quit....
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:48 am to 15sammy34
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I think I'm going to call my mom and act really stressed and say I'm withdrawing from school.
Add in that you got someone pregnant.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:48 am to 15sammy34
I was thinking about that. Saying I'm gonna quit grad school cause it wasn't for me.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:48 am to tduecen
I'm already halfway through hours wise. It would be completely moronic to quit now. Might even throw the military card out there if I can't get a reaction at first.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:50 am to 15sammy34
Tell her you are getting expelled for plagiarism
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:50 am to Bellabama
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Add in that you got someone pregnant.
A girl I know convinced all of her friends that she was several weeks late this morning. One of them broke down about to have a panic attack over it.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:53 am to 15sammy34
I give in too easy on stuff.
Though I did convince my girlfriend in high school that I did ballet as a kid. Showed her my sisters Nutcracker and pointed at some random boy. She bought it. Finally told her on April fools after we dated for like a year. It was a long con.
Though I did convince my girlfriend in high school that I did ballet as a kid. Showed her my sisters Nutcracker and pointed at some random boy. She bought it. Finally told her on April fools after we dated for like a year. It was a long con.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:53 am to 15sammy34
Sweet Jesus. I'm getting an erection already
This post was edited on 4/1/13 at 10:55 am
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:54 am to 15sammy34
A few years ago, one of my grad school teachers gave us back our exams and he scaled them down so the best grade was a D. He had photocopied all of our tests and then emailed us our real grade at 11:00 that night. The next class he gave us the photocopied test with the real grade on it.
He was such an arse.
He was such an arse.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:55 am to Bellabama
Got a test back today. Man I wish that was the case with the test. I bombed. I knew material too. Just choked on test day. Which I never do.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:56 am to UMTigerRebel
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fellow former cheerleader here. Cheerleaders get some nasty injuries.
No doubt on the injuries. I tore ligaments in my knee & it still locks up every once in a while.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:59 am to Bellabama
I have a professor now that is a huge Braves fan and gives us extra credit on exams as he post obscure Braves baseball stats and we have to guess who it is A-D options
Posted on 4/1/13 at 10:59 am to Bellabama
That's pretty solid. Or I could always tell my dad that I've accepted an internship in China beginning this fall that will last six months.
Posted on 4/1/13 at 11:02 am to 15sammy34
BASEBALL TODAY 
Posted on 4/1/13 at 11:03 am to tduecen
I wish I was going to Atlanta this afternoon 
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