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re: Good Afternoon Ranters: Everyday I'm Rustlin' Edition
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:44 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:44 am to Slippery Slope
Just don't burn Memphis down. I'd still like to have some BBQ when I'm back down that way.
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Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:44 am to Slippery Slope
I'm in a glass case of emotion right now
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:45 am to BluegrassBelle
Memphis- let it burn
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:47 am to BluegrassBelle
I'll probably just run down Beale high fiving like I usually do.
The best bbq is at bbqfest. WHICH IS ALSO IN MAY AND OMG I'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE WHOLE WEEK OFF BECAUSE MY TEAM IS GOING TO DOMINATE.
The best bbq is at bbqfest. WHICH IS ALSO IN MAY AND OMG I'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE WHOLE WEEK OFF BECAUSE MY TEAM IS GOING TO DOMINATE.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:48 am to Bama Bird
I WILL frickING FIGHT YOU
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:48 am to Slippery Slope
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:50 am to Slippery Slope
I won't make BBQfest. 
I'll just have my own personal BBQfest. Or actually I might drive down to Owensboro for the International Bar-B-Q Festival. Get me some burgoo.
I'll just have my own personal BBQfest. Or actually I might drive down to Owensboro for the International Bar-B-Q Festival. Get me some burgoo.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:51 am to Slippery Slope
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WE'VE ALSO GOT A MOTHERfrickING BASKETBALL GAME.
Awwww Shhhhiiiiitttttttt ... YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
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DOWNTOWN BE KILLIN IT THIS WEEKEND. I HOPE WHEN I GO TO JAIL, I'LL STILL BE WEARING MY MARC GASOL JERSEY FOR MY MUGSHOT.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 9:56 am to BluegrassBelle
I have no idea what burgoo is, but the name is extremely unpleasant.
I want pig parts that have been smoked for hours upon hours followed by 35 thousand beers. I want to be like last year when I was not able to eat pork or drink booze for 2 weeks afterwards because I'd fricking gorged myself on both. I WANT MOTHERfrickING GOUT.
I want pig parts that have been smoked for hours upon hours followed by 35 thousand beers. I want to be like last year when I was not able to eat pork or drink booze for 2 weeks afterwards because I'd fricking gorged myself on both. I WANT MOTHERfrickING GOUT.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:01 am to Slippery Slope
You have a pig induced death wish ... nice.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:02 am to Slippery Slope
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I have no idea what burgoo is, but the name is extremely unpleasant.
It's great. It's basically a BBQ sauce based stew with all kinds of stuff in it. Up here it's usually fixed with hickory-smoked mutton, potatoes, okra, corn, etc.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:07 am to BluegrassBelle
Hickory smoked mutton sounds like a sex position
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:09 am to DMagic
It's not a sex position, it's just what you call your penis after sex with an unshaved ginger.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:10 am to Slippery Slope
Perfect
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:10 am to Slippery Slope
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I have no idea what burgoo is, but the name is extremely unpleasant.
It's a branch of the brunswick/mulligan stew tree...
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:16 am to BluegrassBelle
Kind of a weird day for me. I haven't had a haircut in over a year and haven't shaved in about 2 months, so I had a full beard and hair was down to my shoulder blades until last night. I got a high and tight and shaved and now nobody seems to know who the frick I am.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:17 am to Slippery Slope
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It's not a sex position, it's just what you call your penis after sex with an unshaved ginger.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:21 am to InThroughTheOutDore
That's crazier than a soup sandwich.
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:22 am to robby1220
Were you trying out for Duck Dynasty???
Posted on 5/1/13 at 10:33 am to DMagic
Memphians, what day are y'all looking most forward to for Musicfest? Of Course Saturday with the Black Keys but as a whole I like Friday better. What say you?
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