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Going from sexy to super sexy in your SO

Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:36 pm
What moves your needle beyond just visual appeal normally associated with boobs, beaver, butt, peen, etc.

As example, for old CG, these things ramp it up

Woman who ride
Slightly heavy Sicilian / Jew with above average cooking skills
Woman who can fry a chicken the old fashioned way
Woman who can make mayonnaise from scratch
Women with creole & cajun cooking skills
Women who can pick a banjo (legacy 5 string bluegrass preferred)
Woman who can play an accordion (ie polka music)
Women who can burn up a fiddle (aka violin)
Women who can grow stuff by hand, not just buy at the grocery
Women who prefer dogs to cats


Discuss.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Member since Jun 2023
3108 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:04 pm to
My Old Man passed away nearly three decades ago, and he imparted me with a lot of Fatherly advice throughout the years before we lost him, and I still miss him every damn day that passes as I still walk this Earth.

But I’d like to think I “keep him alive” through the memories I have of him

That said, one of the many nuggets of wisdom he passed along to me was:

“When you get right down to it, all a Man truly needs in life is Loose Shoes, Tight Pu$$y…and a Warm Place to $h!t”

I have ALL three & I consider myself Blessed
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
3205 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

“When you get right down to it, all a Man truly needs in life is Loose Shoes, Tight Pu$$y…and a Warm Place to $h!t”


Your Old Man was a very smart man.
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