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Going from sexy to super sexy in your SO
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:36 pm
What moves your needle beyond just visual appeal normally associated with boobs, beaver, butt, peen, etc.
As example, for old CG, these things ramp it up
Woman who ride
Slightly heavy Sicilian / Jew with above average cooking skills
Woman who can fry a chicken the old fashioned way
Woman who can make mayonnaise from scratch
Women with creole & cajun cooking skills
Women who can pick a banjo (legacy 5 string bluegrass preferred)
Woman who can play an accordion (ie polka music)
Women who can burn up a fiddle (aka violin)
Women who can grow stuff by hand, not just buy at the grocery
Women who prefer dogs to cats
Discuss.
As example, for old CG, these things ramp it up
Woman who ride
Slightly heavy Sicilian / Jew with above average cooking skills
Woman who can fry a chicken the old fashioned way
Woman who can make mayonnaise from scratch
Women with creole & cajun cooking skills
Women who can pick a banjo (legacy 5 string bluegrass preferred)
Woman who can play an accordion (ie polka music)
Women who can burn up a fiddle (aka violin)
Women who can grow stuff by hand, not just buy at the grocery
Women who prefer dogs to cats
Discuss.
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:04 pm to Cheese Grits
My Old Man passed away nearly three decades ago, and he imparted me with a lot of Fatherly advice throughout the years before we lost him, and I still miss him every damn day that passes as I still walk this Earth.
But I’d like to think I “keep him alive” through the memories I have of him
That said, one of the many nuggets of wisdom he passed along to me was:
“When you get right down to it, all a Man truly needs in life is Loose Shoes, Tight Pu$$y…and a Warm Place to $h!t”
I have ALL three & I consider myself Blessed
But I’d like to think I “keep him alive” through the memories I have of him
That said, one of the many nuggets of wisdom he passed along to me was:
“When you get right down to it, all a Man truly needs in life is Loose Shoes, Tight Pu$$y…and a Warm Place to $h!t”
I have ALL three & I consider myself Blessed
Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:09 pm to SupperClubDrunkBus
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“When you get right down to it, all a Man truly needs in life is Loose Shoes, Tight Pu$$y…and a Warm Place to $h!t”
Your Old Man was a very smart man.
Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:34 pm to Cheese Grits
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Slightly heavy Sicilian / Jew with above average cooking skills
Posted on 8/12/26 at 10:42 am to Cheese Grits
You may be sexually attracted to Justin Wilson.
Posted on 8/12/26 at 1:41 pm to paperwasp
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:21 pm to paperwasp
Leetle Gar Leek
Leetle On Yon
Leetle Ki Yan
Total man crush (no homo)
Posted on 8/17/26 at 6:31 pm to Cheese Grits
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peen
????
Posted on 8/17/26 at 7:54 pm to Cheese Grits
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Slightly heavy Sicilian….with creole & cajun cooking skills
Is she Catholic?…
…Can she make a Roux?
Posted on 8/18/26 at 9:24 am to Cheese Grits
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What moves your needle beyond just visual appeal normally associated with boobs, beaver, butt, peen, etc.
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boobs, beaver, butt, peen,
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peen
I had no idea you were gay.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 10:26 am to Landmass
Not, just trying to recognize that some on here are.
Posted on 8/18/26 at 7:40 pm to Cheese Grits
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boobs, beaver, butt….
…JUGS, TA-TA’s, BUMPERS,KNOCKERS, MELONS, WHOPPERS, SNUGGLE PUPS, HOOTERS, HONKERS, KNOBS, BAZONGAS, SNATCH, MUFF, HAIR PIE, GASH, COOTCH, BEARDED CLAM, COOZE, COOTER, POONTANG, QUIM, SNAPPER, VERTICAL SMILE, BUM, BOOTY, TUSH, POOP CHUTE, PUCKER HOLE, HERSHEY HIGHWAY, CHOCOLATE SPEEDWAY, FUDGE TUNNEL, BACK DOOR, BADONKADONK, DIRT ROAD, KEISTER, CABOOSE, DUMPER, BUNG HOLE…
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