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re: Dwarf Stripper Gets Bride-To-Be Pregnant on Bachelorette Party Night

Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:35 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58098 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:35 pm to
that’s as crazy as it gets
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24044 posts
Posted on 10/3/19 at 7:03 pm to
Somebody must have put him up to it.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30815 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 8:47 am to
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
4600 posts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:45 am to
That's probably going to end up being a short marriage.
This post was edited on 10/4/19 at 10:47 am
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14551 posts
Posted on 10/5/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

"But the protagonist of this episode had no choice but to confess and could never have pretended the boy was her husband’s because of a little problem - the child was born with dwarfism."
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 10/7/19 at 11:35 pm to
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Pretty clear grounds for annulment, should be a short process.


Idk, man. Family law is scary how far it is skewed towards the feminine imperative.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 10/20/19 at 12:56 am to
I think I saw this one one time. Was the midget a black dude who drives a limo and carries nunchucks?
Posted by forestwhitackersgood
Dallas
Member since Jun 2019
3256 posts
Posted on 10/20/19 at 9:53 pm to
Hopefully the groom was BIG enough to forgive this SMALL lapse in judgement..

This post was edited on 10/20/19 at 9:54 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17181 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 6:41 am to
The way I read the story - the bride was planning to take the secret to her grave.

Right up until she gave birth to a baby dwarf.

There is an evil in women that people underestimate all the time.
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