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re: Drinking Diet Coke causes early death
Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 2/14/19 at 5:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
Trump would've been dead decades ago if true.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:06 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:20 pm to SECdragonmaster
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What is this torture???
I internet hate all of you right now.
My emotions are unstable. Part of me is angry at your bullying. Part of me is depressed by being bullied. Part of me wants to cry and soothe myself with a cold Diet Coke but that just proves you all are right.
I feel lonely on Valentine’s Day. Only the OTB can create that kind of emotion.
I think I will compromise by smoking warm bath salts.
Such strong rage on a beautiful holiday of love.
Try not to eat anyone's face, please.
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:27 pm to DownSouthJukin
Take that dragon off your username.
You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.
You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:27 pm to Vols&Shaft83
No simple sugars for you!
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:39 pm to DownSouthJukin
Diet Coke Ho, too skinny!
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:45 pm to DownSouthJukin
I do not know if the study is correct... but having drank a few diet cokes in my time I can say that drinking one will make you wish you were dead.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 6:56 pm to SECdragonmaster
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You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.
Dragons were signs of the Emperor so if you wound on being impregnated by royal blood it was "covered up" as a dragon had taken advantage of you.
In the good old USA it got reduced to this

Posted on 2/14/19 at 7:00 pm to Cheese Grits
Why are you posting pics of my bath robes?
Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:10 pm to SECdragonmaster
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Take that dragon off your username.
You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.

Posted on 2/14/19 at 8:21 pm to DownSouthJukin
I put bourbon in it to cancel out the negative coke effex.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:19 pm to DownSouthJukin
You know I am having fun.
This thread is a badge of honor.
Kind of like a nickname among bros.
The biggest insult on these boards would be to be unknown.
This thread is a badge of honor.
Kind of like a nickname among bros.
The biggest insult on these boards would be to be unknown.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:50 pm to SECdragonmaster
All truth, my friend. Couldn’t help but make this thread when I saw the article. 

This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:04 am to DownSouthJukin
Read this 15 years ago and I believe it now.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:05 am to Cheese Grits
Cheese,
I looked on amazon this morning and can’t find one of those sweet green hoodies. Got a link for me to order one? The look lightweight for the summer and all.
I looked on amazon this morning and can’t find one of those sweet green hoodies. Got a link for me to order one? The look lightweight for the summer and all.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 5:07 am to Pavoloco83
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I put bourbon in it to cancel out the negative coke effex.
This man is a thinker. I did not know that would help. TGIF, gonna try it tonight!
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:34 pm to SECdragonmaster
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Take that dragon off your username.
You are not qualified to be in the order of dragons.
I think we can adopt this in some way. Maybe as a hierarchy in the Ilewminati.
Posted on 2/15/19 at 2:38 pm to SECdragonmaster
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order of dragons.
I want in. What are the rules?
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