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re: Dr. Killz Month of May Advice and Help Column
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:14 pm to 870Hog
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:14 pm to 870Hog
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Killz, My neighbors dog never stops barking. What are some useful ways to make it STFU?
I've been looking to adopt a dog if one happened to get loose and wind up at my place...shite happens.
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Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:17 pm to Wrenchruh
Wrenchruh
Star Warrior is alive and well. The reason you haven't heard about Star Warrior is because he's traveling thru interstellar space where nothing exciting happens.
He should report back to the OT in a month or two as he nears the next star system. He expects wondrous sights within the next star system.
Trust me...Star Warrior is well and all systems are go.
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A few months ago you got me all excited about the adventures of Star Warrior Killz. It seems like you have neglected to continue the story in lieu of advice threads and personalized portraits.Should I continue to wait patiently or write my own fan fiction Star Warrior stories?
Star Warrior is alive and well. The reason you haven't heard about Star Warrior is because he's traveling thru interstellar space where nothing exciting happens.
He should report back to the OT in a month or two as he nears the next star system. He expects wondrous sights within the next star system.
Trust me...Star Warrior is well and all systems are go.
This post was edited on 5/7/13 at 3:32 pm
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:23 pm to Jma313
Jma313
Tell her that God will still consider her a virgin if she let's you in the house thru the back door.
God only watches the front door...
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I'm in a new relationship. How do I get her to have the butt sechs?
Tell her that God will still consider her a virgin if she let's you in the house thru the back door.
God only watches the front door...
This post was edited on 5/7/13 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:25 pm to oklahogjr
oklahogjr
I suggest you google image search STD riddled genitalia to see what may happen if you allow the disease to fester without treatment...
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I've recently had intercourse with a woman and it burns when I pee should I check it out or live in denial?
I suggest you google image search STD riddled genitalia to see what may happen if you allow the disease to fester without treatment...
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:31 pm to mizzoukills
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:38 pm to mizzoukills
I'm looking to shave my pubes into a fierce design. Something I can be proud enough of to pee with my pants around my ankles in public restrooms. What do you recommend?
Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:47 pm to InVolNerable
InVolNerable
Well, if you're peeing into a wall urinal in a public restroom, no one is going to notice your newly shaved pube design because you'll be facing the wall and urinal.
Have you considered shaving your arse hair?
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I'm looking to shave my pubes into a fierce design. Something I can be proud enough of to pee with my pants around my ankles in public restrooms. What do you recommend?
Well, if you're peeing into a wall urinal in a public restroom, no one is going to notice your newly shaved pube design because you'll be facing the wall and urinal.
Have you considered shaving your arse hair?
This post was edited on 5/7/13 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 5/7/13 at 4:05 pm to mizzoukills
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Well, if you're peeing into a wall urinal in a public restroom, no one is going to notice your newly shaved pubic design because you'll be facing the wall and urinal.
You don't go for distance urination?
Posted on 5/7/13 at 4:12 pm to InVolNerable
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You don't go for distance urination?
Ahhh. In that case I recommend that you shave both your wee man and arse hair just to cover all angles.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 1:11 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 5/8/13 at 2:38 am to Jma313
My wife is 3 months pregnant and all she does is sleep. Constantly. Comes home from work, sleeps, wakes up a few hours, sleeps more.
I understand pregnancy is the cause of this, but wish she'd just buck up a bit.
Plus winter is coming, making it even worse.
I understand pregnancy is the cause of this, but wish she'd just buck up a bit.
Plus winter is coming, making it even worse.
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 2:39 am
Posted on 5/8/13 at 9:52 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:13 am to Mizzoufan26
Mizzoufan26
Do you know what it's like to have a human growing in your belly? Have you not seen Alien? Pregnancy causes some major hormonal changes in women, not considering that the baby is essentially a very aggressive parasite.
This is the mother of your future child. If she wants to sleep, let her sleep. If she becomes gassy and stinks up the room, let her fart. If she's a bitch and whiney, let her bitch and whine.
It's the least you can do as her husband.
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My wife is 3 months pregnant and all she does is sleep. Constantly. Comes home from work, sleeps, wakes up a few hours, sleeps more.
I understand pregnancy is the cause of this, but wish she'd just buck up a bit.
Do you know what it's like to have a human growing in your belly? Have you not seen Alien? Pregnancy causes some major hormonal changes in women, not considering that the baby is essentially a very aggressive parasite.
This is the mother of your future child. If she wants to sleep, let her sleep. If she becomes gassy and stinks up the room, let her fart. If she's a bitch and whiney, let her bitch and whine.
It's the least you can do as her husband.
This post was edited on 5/8/13 at 10:23 am
Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:15 am to mizzoukills
Yo Artista check out the Keelz originals thread ... please. KTHXBYE.
Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:24 am to TT9
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Dr. Killz,
I recently ran the marathon in Nashville two weeks ago and after giving myself a week off, I ran again today and my Achilles is throbbing. What should I do?
I was down there for that so my question is this :
Is it good to expose your Rant participation in public or is it better to think of the Rant as your mistress and limit participation only to the privacy of the internet?
Posted on 5/8/13 at 10:48 am to Cheese Grits
Cheese Grits
Different strokes for different folks.
However, I prefer privacy...
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Is it good to expose your Rant participation in public or is it better to think of the Rant as your mistress and limit participation only to the privacy of the internet?
Different strokes for different folks.
However, I prefer privacy...
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