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Does anyone else wish they were born gay?

Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:19 pm
Posted by aziz
Allen Fieldhouse
Member since Mar 2013
77 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:19 pm
I think my life would be heaps better if I were naturally attracted to men. You wouldn't have to deal with women logic and could just chill with a guy all the time, lift together, play 360, etc. Guys will look better as they age and in the morning. How many of you seen a sloot without makeup? Plus guys are always horny, so you wouldn't have to deal with a women's sex drive, period, etc.

no homo
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:20 pm to
I wish I liked ugly fat women. Life would be great.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48770 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:20 pm to
I wish I was born completely heterosexual.
Posted by dawg4lyfe
Member since May 2012
11662 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:43 pm to
Well alter
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14733 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:45 pm to
I wish my girlfriend wasn't kinda pregnant.
Posted by Randy1375
Member since Dec 2012
2720 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:46 pm to
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Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7901 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:47 pm to
Except for gay dudes - a lot of the time - are ten times more feminine than any woman.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:50 pm to
weird post is weird
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:56 pm to
So in the last 2 days I've learned that you are a Bi-Curious Urban Explorer.

Yeah, I'm 100% sure I'm not gonna like you.
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:02 pm to
No... I do not wish I was born gay....
Posted by 228Tiger
Harrison County
Member since Feb 2012
12112 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by stoms
Coastal
Member since May 2012
1729 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:15 pm to
Did you mean to post this in Randy's thread about how to scientifically silence farts? Ghey can't fart out loud
Posted by suga pudin
The Village
Member since Aug 2012
2995 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I wish my girlfriend wasn't kinda pregnant.


Winner
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

I wish I was born completely heterosexual.



Does that mean you were born partial homosexual?
Posted by We_Need_Cam
America
Member since Sep 2012
2410 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:22 pm to
Sorry a girl dumped you bro.

And I don't think gays sit around playing 360 and watching football all day.
Posted by aziz
Allen Fieldhouse
Member since Mar 2013
77 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:29 pm to
True, but I'm sure you could easily find an alpha guy. Say much easier than finding a decent chick.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:29 pm to
you do know that if you really mean all this shite, there's nothing stopping you from doing it. you don't have to be gay to do gay things. this thread is proof positive.
Posted by Bags of Milk
The Sunny Beaches of Canada
Member since Feb 2013
3322 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:33 pm to
Its a loophole in the system thats for sure
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:40 pm to
every day dude
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