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Does anyone else wish they were born gay?
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:19 pm
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:19 pm
I think my life would be heaps better if I were naturally attracted to men. You wouldn't have to deal with women logic and could just chill with a guy all the time, lift together, play 360, etc. Guys will look better as they age and in the morning. How many of you seen a sloot without makeup? Plus guys are always horny, so you wouldn't have to deal with a women's sex drive, period, etc.
no homo
no homo
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:20 pm to aziz
I wish I liked ugly fat women. Life would be great.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:20 pm to aziz
I wish I was born completely heterosexual.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:45 pm to aziz
I wish my girlfriend wasn't kinda pregnant.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:46 pm to aziz
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Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:47 pm to aziz
Except for gay dudes - a lot of the time - are ten times more feminine than any woman.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 7:56 pm to aziz
So in the last 2 days I've learned that you are a Bi-Curious Urban Explorer.
Yeah, I'm 100% sure I'm not gonna like you.
Yeah, I'm 100% sure I'm not gonna like you.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:02 pm to aziz
No... I do not wish I was born gay....
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:15 pm to aziz
Did you mean to post this in Randy's thread about how to scientifically silence farts? Ghey can't fart out loud
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:19 pm to Indfanfromcol
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I wish my girlfriend wasn't kinda pregnant.
Winner
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:21 pm to sorantable
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I wish I was born completely heterosexual.
Does that mean you were born partial homosexual?
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:22 pm to aziz
Sorry a girl dumped you bro.
And I don't think gays sit around playing 360 and watching football all day.
And I don't think gays sit around playing 360 and watching football all day.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 8:29 pm to FinleyStreet
True, but I'm sure you could easily find an alpha guy. Say much easier than finding a decent chick.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:29 pm to aziz
you do know that if you really mean all this shite, there's nothing stopping you from doing it. you don't have to be gay to do gay things. this thread is proof positive.
Posted on 4/24/13 at 9:33 pm to PrivatePublic
Its a loophole in the system thats for sure
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