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Posted on 1/24/15 at 5:42 am to Stonehog
Wake up not too late but not too early, 9ish is perfect. Well rested.
Go pee, shower, brush my teeth.
Get dressed in my favorite clothes.
Get a big arse bowl of captain crunch or honey comb. With whole milk.
Demolish it.
Walk outside for a moment. 75 degrees. Blue skies.
Throw the football with my son and let the dogs run around with my daughters playing.
Go back inside. Have a pre-day Budweiser around 11.
Fire up the grill with steaks.
Eat lunch right at 12 while watching multiple college games.
Take my pre-game Alabama nerves dump.
Watch Alabama dominate.
Go out to Flora-Bama and party down on the beach after a big Bama win.
Come home drunk, but the perfect drunk that you have an awesome buzz, can stll keep a raging hard on, have some adrenaline pumping, and not get a hangover the next day.
Bang my wife, get her pregnant.
Go to sleep with her laying on my back while watching sportscenter or a good movie drifting to sleep.
Go pee, shower, brush my teeth.
Get dressed in my favorite clothes.
Get a big arse bowl of captain crunch or honey comb. With whole milk.
Demolish it.
Walk outside for a moment. 75 degrees. Blue skies.
Throw the football with my son and let the dogs run around with my daughters playing.
Go back inside. Have a pre-day Budweiser around 11.
Fire up the grill with steaks.
Eat lunch right at 12 while watching multiple college games.
Take my pre-game Alabama nerves dump.
Watch Alabama dominate.
Go out to Flora-Bama and party down on the beach after a big Bama win.
Come home drunk, but the perfect drunk that you have an awesome buzz, can stll keep a raging hard on, have some adrenaline pumping, and not get a hangover the next day.
Bang my wife, get her pregnant.
Go to sleep with her laying on my back while watching sportscenter or a good movie drifting to sleep.
This post was edited on 1/24/15 at 5:51 am
Posted on 1/24/15 at 5:44 am to Stonehog
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Describe your perfect day Wake up around 10 Make coffee and have a cig on the back porch Load a bowl and watch Law & Order in my pajamas Tamales and margaritas for lunch Nap time Wake up and shower Dickson Street Get drunk and load up the juke box with Steve Winwood Cab ride home Fall asleep watching Robocop 2 That's mine, what's your perfect day?
Youre a funny and solid poster but holy shite you are a dead beat
Posted on 1/24/15 at 8:50 am to Recruitingjunkie
You and I have like, the same perfect day dude. I even upvoted your post.
Now I'm seriously regretting that. I'm even thinking about refreshing the page and taking my upvote back.
Now I'm seriously regretting that. I'm even thinking about refreshing the page and taking my upvote back.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 8:51 am to Recruitingjunkie
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Bang my wife, get her pregnant.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 9:22 am to Stonehog
Can't describe it, because it would be full of good surprises. This one is starting out pretty well, Hatfields and McCoys on the History Channel this morning.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 10:59 am to Stonehog
Haha nothing wrong with it as long as you aren't on welfare but I'm just hoping you're you get than 21. 
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:03 am to Recruitingjunkie
Why do you hope he's under 21?
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:11 am to CatFan81
Go read his perfect day. When youre in your 40's you'll understand I guess
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:13 am to Recruitingjunkie
I'm pretty sure he's a single guy. His post was normal single guy stuff.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:32 am to Recruitingjunkie
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Haha nothing wrong with it as long as you aren't on welfare but I'm just hoping you're you get than 21.
I don't know what post you're reading but ours aren't that far off.
I said wake up at 10, you said wake up at 9.
You put on your favorite clothes, I put on my pajamas. Those are my favorite clothes.
You make a bowl of captain crunch, I make a bowl of weed.
You go to Flora-Bama to get drunk, I go to Dickson Street.
You come home and fall asleep watching a movie, I come home and fall asleep watching a movie.
Not sure why you're up on a high horse.
This post was edited on 1/24/15 at 11:36 am
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:39 am to Stonehog
Idk I see your point to an extent. Except the pot, I guess I just know what affect pot has. I was born in 1960's. Grew up in the 70's.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:42 am to Recruitingjunkie
Weed doesn't hurt anyone.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:47 am to CatFan81
Not physically except maybe tar from smoke in your lungs in the long run but mentally, family, and career wise yes it does. Especially if you don't quit. I'm going to guess you're a HS girl
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:50 am to Recruitingjunkie
HS girl?
There are lawyers and doctors that smoke weed. Their careers are certainly suffering.
There are lawyers and doctors that smoke weed. Their careers are certainly suffering.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:53 am to Recruitingjunkie
You're a goob.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to Recruitingjunkie
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I guess I just know what affect pot has.
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in the long run but mentally, family, and career wise yes it does.
dafuq?
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:55 am to CatFan81
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HS girl?
There are lawyers and doctors that smoke weed. Their careers are certainly suffering.
Doctors? No. Anyone who works for a hospital or has to get surgical clearance is drug trested. My brother in law is an orthopedic surgeon. You're an idiot
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:57 am to Recruitingjunkie
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Doctors? No. Anyone who works for a hospital or has to get surgical clearance is drug trested. My brother in law is an orthopedic surgeon. You're an idiot
She didn't specify what type of doctor.
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:58 am to Recruitingjunkie
I used to work for the chief of emergency surgery for a large hospital system here in TX and he was a straight up stoner
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