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re: Could you longterm date an 8.5 or 9 who holds her fork or spoon overhanded?
Posted on 10/16/14 at 6:21 pm to Stacked
Posted on 10/16/14 at 6:21 pm to Stacked
I've been married 10 years. I love my wife. I wish the most annoying thing she did was hold her fork upside down.
The only problem is the public embarrassment. Ironically, I once dated a girl who only did upside down hand jobs (palm on top with elbow out) and I remember thinking - I wish someone else could see this and explain to me what is going on (or tell me it's okay to laugh).
The only problem is the public embarrassment. Ironically, I once dated a girl who only did upside down hand jobs (palm on top with elbow out) and I remember thinking - I wish someone else could see this and explain to me what is going on (or tell me it's okay to laugh).
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Posted on 10/16/14 at 8:30 pm to Stacked
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Yes, it's excessive, but that's the rules. Hell, getting a 9 to date some of the guys here is excessive, but that's a part of the hypothetical.
You get to have a 9, but you have to eat out 3 times a week with people you care about while she overhand silverware eats.
I could manage, as long as I got to mentally prepare my friends and family for the smoking hot cave bitch they're about to dine with.
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:28 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I could manage, as long as I got to mentally prepare my friends and family for the smoking hot cave bitch they're about to dine with.
I
'ed irl so damn hard. 
Posted on 10/16/14 at 9:35 pm to Stacked
I bet she'd have a good grip when giving a handjob.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:31 pm to LittleJerrySeinfield
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I bet she'd have a good grip when giving a handjob.
Something to point out to your friends and family.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 12:48 pm to BlackPawnMartyr
Yes. But my standards for a 9 are pretty high.
Posted on 10/17/14 at 4:33 pm to The Spleen
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Probably not. I broke up with a 9 for something way less trivial.
You meant 6, not 9.
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