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AlwaysPutsSeatDown
LSU Fan
Member since May 2008
625 posts

Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Louisiana has:

Big John: "Somebody said he came from New Orleans
Where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen
And a crashin' blow from a huge right hand
Sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land, big John"

Jimmy Dean

Amos Moses: "He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator And just use one hand
That's all he got left cuz alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow!"

Jerry Reed

Marie Laveau: "So if you ever get down where the black trees grow And meet a voodoo lady named Marie Laveau
If she ever asks you to make her your wife
Man, you better stay with her for the rest of your life
Or it'll be another man done gone"


Marie Laveau



Vols&Shaft83
Auburn Fan
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
66230 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Do you even Walking Tall, brah


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14caratgoldjones
Alabama Fan
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
717 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Willie McCoy.

Well outta south Alabama come a country boy
He say I'm lookin' for a man named Jim
I am a pool-shootin' boy
My name's Willie McCoy
But down home they call me Slim
Yeah I'm lookin' for the king of 42nd Street
He drivin' a drop top Cadillac
Last week he took all my money
And it may sound funny
But I come to get my money back
And everybody say Jack don't you know.....

Well a hush fell over the pool room
Jimmy come boppin' in off the street
And when the cuttin' was done
The only part that wasn't bloody
Was the soles of the big man's feet, ooh
And he was cut in about a hundred places
And he was shot in a couple more
And you better believe
They sung another kind of story
When big Jim hit the floor

Now they say

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim






MoarKilometers
Florida Atlantic Fan
Member since Apr 2015
6391 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Literally every guy in my state... cause we're all Florida man.


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AlwaysPutsSeatDown
LSU Fan
Member since May 2008
625 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
Amos Moses would make Willie McCoy crap his pants!


14caratgoldjones
Alabama Fan
Uniontown, Al
Member since Aug 2009
717 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
SHEET! Slim’s a BMF.
A great lyric from a song that reminds me of a BMF from La is in the old Charlie Daniels song “Trudy”. After the fight with John Lee Walker, a BMF from Dallas, he’s fleeing the scene and says “ it took half the the cops in Dallas county, just to put one Coon arse boy in jail!” . Trudy
Very under rated song and the piano is phenomenal. Great lyrics as well from the peroxide blond...to...putting down a bottle and half of red eye.
Now, HE’s a BMF and may give ole Slim a run for his money, not that Amos Moses with his retard strength.


Wtodd
Missouri Fan
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
45381 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
quote:

Amos Moses

The GOAT


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Trumansfangs
Missouri Fan
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
1310 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
The Darlin' Boys..aka the Dillards from Salem Missouri.

Well down in the middle of a one horse town
Where the people stand up high.
They pay by the gallon, when the boys came down,
Cause the little town was dry-yyy.

For the Darlin' boys, they trapped on the river,
And Darlin' boys made shine in the night.
Nobody did it like the Darlin' boys,
When the time of the moon was ri-iight.
When the time of the moon was right.


Darlin' boys


My money is on a gang of moonshiner hillbillies !



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DownSouthJukin
Georgia Southern Fan
Griffin, Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
15309 posts

re: Could anyone in your state whup up on Louisiana's finest...
quote:

“Trudy”


Damn fine tune.


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