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Check in here if piggilicious has saved your life - come on yall
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:01 am
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:01 am
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Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:18 am to Harry Rex Vonner
One time I was crossing the street and didn’t see the Oscar Mayer wiener truck speeding towards me. At the last second, Piggilicious came out of nowhere, executed a flying dive manueaver and pushed me out of the way of the meat wagon that was about to do me in, and almost sacrificed her own life for mine in the process. Thank heavens we both survived so we could continue to post on the OT.
Thank you, Piggilicious.
Thank you, Piggilicious.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 7:20 am
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:58 am to Harry Rex Vonner
On November 23, 2007, I was driving down I-40 in North Carolina when piggilicious saw my SUV overturn and catch fire. Leaving her car to call 911, piggilicious raced to remove me from my burning vehicle. After getting everyone to safety, piggilicious noticed that I was bleeding profusely due to two severed fingers. With no formal medical training to draw on, piggilicious remembered medical simulators from the video game America’s Army, which had explained the procedure for dealing with severe bleeding. Since the game was designed as a recruiting tool by the US Army, the medical simulator was based on actual combat medic training and her experience playing the game allowed piggilicious to prevent me from bleeding out.
I will forever be grateful for her courage.
I will forever be grateful for her courage.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 7:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
You’re welcome guys- I try to do what I can.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 9:50 am to Harry Rex Vonner
One time IBG and I were in Vegas and IBG did too much coke and went in to cardiac arrest and she did the needle to the chest thing. A few days later I got in to a deep debt with a mob loan shark and they took me out to Lake Meade in a fishing boat and were going to give me the concrete shoes but she came in on a jet ski and killed them with a tomahawk. She’s ok.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Piggilicious has never saved my life...but only because the opportunity has never presented itself.
Someday...fingers crossed.
Someday...fingers crossed.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:33 am to madmaxvol
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:50 am to Harry Rex Vonner
On a side note, HRV’s desperate love quest continues. Search posts by his name with Piggilicous or Carolina Girl as the terms and listen to this song as you read the results.
LINK
LINK
Posted on 2/22/19 at 10:51 am to KSGamecock
HRV done lost some weight and he’s on the prowl.
HRV is on the hunt.
HRV is on the hunt.
This post was edited on 2/22/19 at 11:45 am
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Simone: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
Rumor has floated for years that Piggillicious was this unidentified girl.
However, in one of Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story" segments it was revealed that this information was incorrect and the true story is Piggi was the real life Ferris Beulller but names and genders were changed to protect the real life identities of all involved. While Chicago was used for the "Twist and Shout" sequence that actually occurred in another city where she wowed the crowd. The sausage king was a sly play on words since she was all hog and it was really the chicken king of Arkansas but nobody wanted a lawsuit with the big chicken company in the state.
Rumor has floated for years that Piggillicious was this unidentified girl.
However, in one of Paul Harvey's "The Rest of the Story" segments it was revealed that this information was incorrect and the true story is Piggi was the real life Ferris Beulller but names and genders were changed to protect the real life identities of all involved. While Chicago was used for the "Twist and Shout" sequence that actually occurred in another city where she wowed the crowd. The sausage king was a sly play on words since she was all hog and it was really the chicken king of Arkansas but nobody wanted a lawsuit with the big chicken company in the state.
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:39 am to DownSouthJukin
Back in 1995, I was a young businessman, a prisoner to the rat race and jaded on life. I decided to end it all, and I climbed up on a building to do the deed. Just then, piggilicious sent a little bird to land on my arm, and it opened my eyes back to the beauty and color of the life around me. Some folks actually got it on video camera.
piggilicious' bird saves Harry Rex
piggilicious' bird saves Harry Rex
Posted on 2/22/19 at 11:44 am to Harry Rex Vonner
....and, yes, yes I do look exactly like the lead singer of Old Crow Medicine Show...
Posted on 2/22/19 at 12:46 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
She gave me a recipe for baked bacon, so that I'm no longer at risk for being burnt by bacon grease on the stove.
The recipe is excellent, the bacon is cooked evenly, and I don't think I'll return to fryed bacon, thank you
The recipe is excellent, the bacon is cooked evenly, and I don't think I'll return to fryed bacon, thank you
Posted on 2/22/19 at 1:37 pm to KSGamecock
quote:
Piggilicous or Carolina
wrong
Piggilicious AND Carolina Girl
Posted on 2/22/19 at 2:09 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Posted on 2/22/19 at 8:03 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
IHIOGA she saved Sir EJ's life and he was so grateful he immortalized it in song.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 3:21 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Whoa y'all-Piggilicious just did it again.
I was driving down the road and was about to pass through a stoplight, when all of a sudden Piggilicious landed in the intersection, red cape flowing in the wind, and stopped a RC Cola delivery truck with her bare hands as it was running a red light, allowing me to pass unscathed. In my rearview mirror I then saw her leap into the air and fly away.
Piggilicious, you're my hero.
I was driving down the road and was about to pass through a stoplight, when all of a sudden Piggilicious landed in the intersection, red cape flowing in the wind, and stopped a RC Cola delivery truck with her bare hands as it was running a red light, allowing me to pass unscathed. In my rearview mirror I then saw her leap into the air and fly away.
Piggilicious, you're my hero.
This post was edited on 2/24/19 at 3:27 pm
Posted on 2/24/19 at 4:22 pm to DownSouthJukin
Was she as hot as Batgirl?
Posted on 2/24/19 at 5:08 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
She makes Batgirl look like Mama June.
Posted on 2/24/19 at 7:32 pm to DownSouthJukin
So, bets on whether or not HRV ever gets laid off of this strategy?
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