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Breaking news: Arkansas is the only SEC school that actually licks Donkey Balls
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:12 pm
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to Old Sarge
There's no evidence that he licked the animal's scrotum
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to Old Sarge
Who in the Hell has a pet jack-arse?
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to Old Sarge
My Donkey ain’t good enough for me, she ain’t good enough for nobody!
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:13 pm to Gradual_Stroke
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to Old Sarge
Just a little piece of arse 
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to stat19
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Who in the Hell has a pet jack-arse?
Sure, that is the big unknown here. Not the fact that a man had sex with someone else's pet donkey.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:14 pm to piggilicious
ISWYDT 
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:17 pm to cardboardboxer
Gateway drug
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:18 pm to Old Sarge
As in the drug you smoke before you stumble through someone's gate on the way to frick their donkey.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:19 pm to cardboardboxer
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Sure, that is the big unknown here. Not the fact that a man had sex with someone else's pet donkey.
Uhh, logic dictates that one must have a pet jack-arse before one can have sex with their pet jack-arse.
I can't get past the first part, let alone the second.
WTF is wrong with people?
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:21 pm to cardboardboxer
quote:Look, I'm a Bammer. As such, I don't read, but the points I took away from this were as follows:
When told about the surveillance footage, Compton allegedly said he smoked a lot of marijuana and claimed the drug made him do "sick things."
* There was a pet donkey.
* The guy fricked said donkey.
* The guy must have blazed some incredibly kine bud.
* There was surveillance footage.
Now, either this guy rode the pet donkey to the 7-11 and started sucking its dick in the parking lot or someone has their pet fricking donkey monitored with CCTV feeds.
There isn't a part of this that isn't weird as frick.
This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:21 pm to stat19
That is the real fricked up part- he wasn't fricking his pet donkey.
He would get high and sneak onto the property of strangers and frick their donkey.
He would get high and sneak onto the property of strangers and frick their donkey.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:31 pm to cardboardboxer
Just imagine how nervous that poor donkey must have gotten around strangers
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:32 pm to Old Sarge
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:36 pm to momentoftruth87
NVM fk OP and his Mizzou logo. Didn't even read his name because I was ready to reply.
Sry real Mizzou fans, but stop fricking pigs.
Thread hijacked.
Sry real Mizzou fans, but stop fricking pigs.
Thread hijacked.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:37 pm to cardboardboxer
Why on earth would you frick your own pet donkey?
Posted on 12/14/17 at 4:40 pm to Gradual_Stroke
I love how this thread devolved into a treatise on donkey fricking.
This is exactly what non-SEC fans think we talk about amongst ourselves.
This is exactly what non-SEC fans think we talk about amongst ourselves.
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