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Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:26 pm to CatFan81
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:26 pm to CatFan81
I just found this one I said to her:
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I was here long before her.. apparently she's like a dog and thinks she needs to piss all over to mark her territory, thank god this is the internet and not real life. she might have a mental breakdown
Here's the thing though, you're old and busted, she's new hotness.
Old and Busted.
New Hotness.
Also, you're a count.
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Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:27 pm to CatFan81
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I found the thread.
Link?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:27 pm to Lee County Tiger
Damn. 
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:31 pm to Lee County Tiger
This was one of tdeucens replies to her...
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I don't think you are a whore, I think you are a young lady who enjoys the pleasures of sex. However, I do think we could fit 3 midgets and a bowling ball into your vagina, and one day you will make child birth relatively easy. The doctor will ask how that happened and your response will be "I love sex." They will then do studies on this new phenomenon and name a new sexual position after you. We will all be doing the Alexa which is a position that opens the vagina as wide as possible to insert many cocks of different sizes.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:32 pm to bamabenny
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:32 pm to Lee County Tiger
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I had an epic spat with her one night.
You were all up in the argument me and Bella had with her.
I remember you calling her a count. Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:33 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Lee County Tiger
This was a gem too...
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I never called you a whore. I called you a count, an attention whore(there is a difference), a girl who sucks dick, and a BBW minus the B. Don't put words in my mouth like you put dicks in yours.
There are many in that thread.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:34 pm to CatFan81
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I'm not going to start with your skanky arse tonight. Go to Happy's and give HBT a BJ and STFU
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:34 pm to CatFan81
Thanks.
And wow, this is a gold mine
And wow, this is a gold mine
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:35 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
I just found a thread where memphis was getting texts from some random person in ebonics, and I translated stuff and told him what to say
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:36 pm to CatFan81
Thanks for the link.
I'm about to go read that thread and remember the good ole days of the SECr.
I'm about to go read that thread and remember the good ole days of the SECr.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:36 pm to Lee County Tiger
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:37 pm to CatFan81
I like memphis' little gem
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I feel like I am in a time loop. only thing that remains constant is Alexa is still a whore.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:41 pm to BluegrassBelle
Memphis
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Alexa pulls out her hook up list and rolls it across the floor. it extends from her head to her vajayjay/ She must wipe away the mysterious stains and cheap .99 lip gloss(tequila flavored)to scan it with precision.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:41 pm to CatFan81
That Deal with it gif that R2R posted in the thread you linked is fricking classic.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:43 pm to boddagetta
So who is she posting as now Bod?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:43 pm to boddagetta
Sitting across the aisle from Jake Holland on the bus. Anyone got any special messages for him?
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:44 pm to 15sammy34
Tell him his curls are lucious and ask if you can have a lock.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:45 pm to BluegrassBelle
He's shorter than I am fwiw. And I'm not quite 6'0. I can't remember what he's listed as.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:46 pm to 15sammy34
Tell him to give up football and try walking on as a cheerleader, Sammy.
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