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Warning - Hosting UT at Tailgates a Bit Different
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:26 pm
I have found Mizzou to be great host and want to give you an FYI about hosting UT fans this weekend at tailgates.
While most SEC fans are very happy with anything you give them - a cold beer in the bottle, can or solo cup will always be welcome - UT fans are more peculiar.
You guys are kind of used to going out of your way with A&M fans only drinking appletinis, but UT is on a different level:
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While most SEC fans are very happy with anything you give them - a cold beer in the bottle, can or solo cup will always be welcome - UT fans are more peculiar.
You guys are kind of used to going out of your way with A&M fans only drinking appletinis, but UT is on a different level:
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Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:32 pm to Garfield
That was so classic. 
Guess our fans better be prepared with funnels and hoses, huh?
Actually, the worst I've ever heard is girls who soak tampons in vodka and insert them. The booze bypasses the digestive system, and it's a fast drunk. With the added benefit of not having alcohol on your breath. That is just disturbing.
Guess our fans better be prepared with funnels and hoses, huh?
Actually, the worst I've ever heard is girls who soak tampons in vodka and insert them. The booze bypasses the digestive system, and it's a fast drunk. With the added benefit of not having alcohol on your breath. That is just disturbing.
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 10/29/13 at 9:35 pm to semotruman
I would just make sure to sterilize everything after they leave.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:26 pm to Garfield
That is so priceless on so many levels. Butchugging in the first place. Hiring a lawyer over it. Holding a press conference. The fact that the media even found it newsworthy and carried the press conference. Classic. 
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:37 pm to reedus23
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That is so priceless on so many levels.
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Hiring a lawyer over it. Holding a press conference.
Nailed it. If some douche said I was into cow porn I would not hire an attorney and contact the press to have him announce:
"Garfield is not into pleasuring himself while watching cows have sex. He especially does not choke himself while watching it."
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:49 pm to Garfield
You like cow porn? 
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:50 pm to semotruman
I don't even know where to begin honestly. The best part was "my client is not a gay man" WTF would cause someone to make this conclusion in the first place... or to assume a sexual assault occurred, his arse must have taken a beating
This post was edited on 10/29/13 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:53 pm to Garfield
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I was into cow porn
Huh?????
Posted on 10/29/13 at 10:54 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Apparently one of them had a bloody arse according to the police report.
Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:04 pm to reedus23
NSFWFG
NSFW For Garfield
NSFW For Garfield
Posted on 10/29/13 at 11:26 pm to the808bass
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:05 am to the808bass
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NSFWFG
Now I am just going to close my office door for a bit to deal with an unrelated matter.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:09 am to Garfield
Posted on 10/30/13 at 8:37 am to semotruman
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Actually, the worst I've ever heard is girls who soak tampons in vodka and insert them. The booze bypasses the digestive system, and it's a fast drunk. With the added benefit of not having alcohol on your breath. That is just disturbing.
This belongs on an episode of "1000 Ways to Die." There has already been one on butt chugging.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 9:46 am to UMTigerRebel
wtf 
Posted on 10/30/13 at 9:51 am to UMTigerRebel
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This belongs on an episode of "1000 Ways to Die."
Right? I did some stupid things as a teenager, but nothing quite that bad. I got drunk the old fashioned way - and threw up when I drank too much. Girls that do this? No way to get the alcohol out of their bodies, and yes, they can die that way.
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There has already been one on butt chugging.
Oh, I'd love to see that!
Posted on 10/30/13 at 10:31 am to semotruman
It was about some guy that had throat surgery and couldn't drink, so he had his wife give him some anally. Died from alcohol poisoning.
It stuck in my head, because I had never heard of anyone doing that before. This was well before the UT incident.
It stuck in my head, because I had never heard of anyone doing that before. This was well before the UT incident.
Posted on 10/30/13 at 10:44 am to reedus23
Posted on 10/30/13 at 11:12 am to AmericusDawg
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