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Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:11 am
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:11 am
When I win the powerball tonight, I will be the best bagman in the history of sports. The days of losing will be over, fellow Mizzou ranters. Also, because we are the fans of fans, every ranter will be supplied with box seats to Mizzou football and basketball games for life.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:20 am to Kamikaze25
You just replaced Killz as the GOAT
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:28 am to Wtodd
No one can ever replace mizzoukills!
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:35 am to CRDNLSCHMCPSN11
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No one can ever replace mizzoukills!
Killz is the goddamn man. I miss that beautiful bastard.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:47 am to Kamikaze25
Where did he go? It's too quiet around here.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:32 pm to Kamikaze25
Don't get caught with the bag.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 2:59 pm to Kamikaze25
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When I win the powerball tonight, I will be the best bagman in the history of sports. The days of losing will be over, fellow Mizzou ranters. Also, because we are the fans of fans, every ranter will be supplied with box seats to Mizzou football and basketball games for life.
You're welcome.
In light of today's news, you may want to keep a low profile, homes. But let me get that box seat. We'll do this over burner phones and shite.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:10 pm to sofa
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In light of today's news, you may want to keep a low profile, homes. But let me get that box seat. We'll do this over burner phones and shite.
No doubt. However, it may be hard to purchase a large quantity of burners with national security monitoring mass purchases.
Don't worry, I will simply pay off NCAA officials. Everyone has a price. I mean... Amiright?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:11 pm to Kamikaze25
Buy an extra ticket. Let's roll.
Posted on 1/14/16 at 6:45 am to Wtodd
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You just replaced Killz as the GOAT
Uhhhhhhh.......disregard.
What did Killz do to get banned this time?
Posted on 1/14/16 at 9:31 am to Wtodd
I don't think he was banned. He said he was going to take some time away, but that's all he said.
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