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Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:12 pm to the808bass
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:12 pm to the808bass
I have this rash...
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Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:15 pm to kilo
Go to your local health club where they have a communal hot tub (unisex or bisexual is fine). Remove towel. Slide into hot tub. Announce, "this feels so good on my rash."
Should do it.
Should do it.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:21 pm to the808bass
Do you think dogs are confused about where all their owner's shite goes?
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:27 pm to Mizzeaux
Hell, I'm confused about where all my shite goes. I'm as regular as the French army and I'm concerned about my environmental impact on the planet at this point. It's been decades, after all.
Too much?
Too much?
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:36 pm to the808bass
When I was in junior high we had a field trip to the Columbia wastewater treatment plant.
That experience left me with very little question about the destination of shite.
That experience left me with very little question about the destination of shite.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:48 pm to Mizzeaux
this thread has taken a turn for the worse. I don't want to be reading about people getting STD's. I'm still experiencing nightmares from health class in high school when they decided to educate us on the different types of STD's. (Images were graphic) Thank You that is all
Posted on 8/28/13 at 4:49 pm to Mizzeaux
I was banned for posting a gif of someone taking a shite while riding a skateboard.
It was my tribute to a porker troll thread. Mods didn't like it very much.
It was my tribute to a porker troll thread. Mods didn't like it very much.
This post was edited on 8/28/13 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 8/28/13 at 7:59 pm to kilo
I was banned for about four months because I made some of those "top 3" threads in January. But I think part of it was also because just about every single one of my posts on the rant during basketball season was me trolling/attempting to troll.
ETA: I guess even now most of my posts on the rant are sarcastic comments or trolling, which is why I don't post much on there right now
ETA: I guess even now most of my posts on the rant are sarcastic comments or trolling, which is why I don't post much on there right now
This post was edited on 8/28/13 at 8:00 pm
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:03 pm to svb
I was banned 2 months for outing the catfish-er. But that's all behind me now.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:13 pm to semotruman
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But that's all behind me now.
Yep. No more top 3 threads for me.
Maybe a top 4 thread is in order though... top 4 SEC basketball teams? Seems like a good time for some basketball talk on the rant.
This post was edited on 8/28/13 at 8:14 pm
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:15 pm to semotruman
Two Month Ban to Mod: a Semo Story.
It's like it was written for Hollywood.
It's like it was written for Hollywood.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:19 pm to Mizzeaux
I'm not sure how many times I've been banned and morphed into a completely different poster.
This post was edited on 8/28/13 at 8:35 pm
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:25 pm to Mizzeaux
But would that be a drama or comedy?
And Killz, you're the Madonna of Mizzou fans, with as many times as you've reinvented yourself and become more popular each time!
And Killz, you're the Madonna of Mizzou fans, with as many times as you've reinvented yourself and become more popular each time!
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:27 pm to semotruman
What is the catfish-er?
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:35 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
What is a catfisher?
Hole.
Hole.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:44 pm to semotruman
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And Killz, you're the Madonna of Mizzou fans, with as many times as you've reinvented yourself and become more popular each time!
and less frickable.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 8:56 pm to Mizzeaux
I've never been banned.
Scumbags.
Scumbags.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 9:06 pm to semotruman
I was banned 7 months for promising to change the rant forever after we beat Ole Miss in Columbia. God that game was fun in the student section we got in Marshall's head well before tip. I think we won that game by like 40!
God that game was fun in the student section we got in Marshall's head well before tip. I think we won that game by like 40!Posted on 8/28/13 at 9:10 pm to mizzoukills
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Hole
I think I'm following, either that or I'm constipated.
Posted on 8/28/13 at 9:11 pm to Mizzeaux
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and less frickable
I don't know, Madonna is like 60. I think I'd rather F killz.
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