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Posted on 8/2/13 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Posted on 8/2/13 at 6:20 pm
Apparently kansas has been opening up the checkbook to upgrade their football facilities.

Kansas Jayhawks Unveil New $4,000 Football Facility Featuring Two Bowflex Machines

The Kansas Jayhawks today granted media members an all-access look at their new football facility, The Kansas Jayhawks Football Basement and Performance Center, featuring more than $4,000 in exercise equipment and technology.

The Performance Center, housed in a partially-finished basement in an off-campus house rented by the Jayhawks’ strength and conditioning coach, features two used Bowflex machines, various free weights — including several pairs of the same weight — three yoga mats, an exercise band, two exercise balls, a used ShakeWeight and a brand new Ab Blaster. A closet in the basement/Performance Center contains a mini-fridge stocked with Dasani water, as well as a panini maker and a big plastic barrel of hard pretzels. Rolls of paper towels from Costco sit in the corner, allowing players to dry themselves off and wipe down equipment.

“I’m really excited by this facility,” said Kansas head coach Charlie Weis. “We may not have what some of the SEC schools have, or what Oregon has, and football will always come second to basketball here at Kansas, but we can definitely work with this. It’s definitely better than our old workout facility, which was less a facility and more a sheet of paper we handed out to our players with directions on how to do pushups and situps in their dorm rooms.”

The basement is not a finished product, however. A hat will be passed through the crowd during Jayhawks’ home games this season soliciting donations for further upgrades. For example, the basement could use a dehumidifier because the space takes on some water after heavy rains. There is also talk of investing in a TV/DVD player combo device that would play workout DVDs.

“Our defensive coordinator says his nephew has those P90X videos,” said Weis. “It would be great if we could borrow those.”

Weis believes his team has already seen benefits from the new facility.

“They had to move everything in here,” he said. “Carrying those Bowflex machines down the steps was no easy task. I think they got a good workout and bonded as a team.”

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This post was edited on 8/2/13 at 6:21 pm
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 8/2/13 at 6:22 pm to
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 7:29 pm to
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This post was edited on 8/2/13 at 9:16 pm
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 9:12 pm to
Thanks, Mizzeaux. I'm assuming that's MoGrayback, but I've send him a PM there to verify. It would be helpful to be sure of who I'm trying to get Chicken to act on!

Anyway, you can edit.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26729 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 10:01 am to
Heres something else I saw you might enjoy if you've not seen it...

On its official website, Kansas football is counting this year’s spring game as a win on its 2012 schedule. I kid you not.

I’m having a hard time coming up with anything more pathetic than that. Jeebus.

LINK
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 10:03 am to
Holy shite, that's hilarious.

2-11, not so bad.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:12 pm to
quote:

On its official website, Kansas football is counting this year’s spring game as a win on its 2012 schedule. I kid you not.



Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:18 pm to
Oh man, they fixed it.

Hopefully someone got a screen shot.
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26729 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:29 pm to
Looks like someone changed it back to 1-11 & removed the spring game score....too funny...
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25492 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:38 pm to
Anyone screenshot it? They must have caught hell and changed it.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 2:17 pm to
Found it!!


Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 2:21 pm to
And it's been dropped on TB.

ETA: PH, should have known. Damn.
This post was edited on 8/3/13 at 2:26 pm
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25492 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 2:42 pm to
That is too frickin funny. Spring game!!!
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 2:52 pm to
That one is probably the only sure bet on their schedule. But they could probably find a way to lose it too!
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 2:58 pm to
Seems like they could've got a better deal on all that equipment on Craigslist.

But, I get it. Only the best for the redleggers.
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25492 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 5:53 pm to
There is just one word that keeps coming to my mind about them. PATHETIC!
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 6:56 pm to
I'm tempted to put it on the MSB with a "caption this picture" title.... Some fun could be had there.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13908 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 7:01 pm to
Do it! Something good should come of this.

TB was pretty tame, but it is a Saturday.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 7:39 pm to
Done!
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