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Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:14 pm
He's waiting... He's watching you masturbating.
Never Forget Slope.
Never Forget Slope.
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Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:22 pm to sharpSee
My bunny fetish leaves me confused but yes, free slope
Posted on 2/7/13 at 12:56 pm to sharpSee
I feel that slope hasn't really left us.
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:10 pm to Cdawg
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Slope.
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Slope,
“You promised me Slope,
that if I posted on the Help Board,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying recruiting season of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”
Slope replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you.”
Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand.
Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,
other times there were one set of footprints.
This bothered me because I noticed
that during the low periods of my life,
when I was suffering from
anguish, sorrow or defeat,
I could see only one set of footprints.
So I said to Slope,
“You promised me Slope,
that if I posted on the Help Board,
you would walk with me always.
But I have noticed that during the most trying recruiting season of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”
Slope replied,
“The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I carried you.”
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:14 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Audible laughter here. 
Posted on 2/7/13 at 1:21 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
quote:
But I have noticed that during the most trying recruiting season of my life
there have only been one set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”
Slope replied,
“I didn't want to bother you when you were with Lennay.”
Posted on 2/7/13 at 3:15 pm to sharpSee
Thread of the fricking month. Free slope and love bunnies 
Posted on 2/7/13 at 4:17 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
For my love, Slope.
I feel so Warm and loved and Complex sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Beauty,
I love you more than words can say...
You're so Glorious! This love is Deep!
I can't resist your Charm, it's true!
The rainbows and Merlins fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is sexy; your heart is big,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could race and love 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This deep ecstasy is Glorious my love,
And for you, Slope, I thank Heaven above.
All my love, NIH xoxo
I feel so Warm and loved and Complex sometimes,
When I think of you each night and day,
And when I see you, I see Beauty,
I love you more than words can say...
You're so Glorious! This love is Deep!
I can't resist your Charm, it's true!
The rainbows and Merlins fade into shadows...
I am absolutely crazy for you!
Your soul is sexy; your heart is big,
And my heart is truly in your hands.
I could race and love 'til life was done,
But YOU are the focus of my plans.
This deep ecstasy is Glorious my love,
And for you, Slope, I thank Heaven above.
All my love, NIH xoxo
Posted on 2/8/13 at 3:39 am to NIH
slope. <3
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:35 am to Requiem For A Dawg
burmp.
Posted on 2/19/13 at 11:59 am to sharpSee
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