The JFF spew has gotten out of control on the SEC Rant

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This week is for building hate towards the gumps. I will give you a brief and abridged version of what exactly FaWxing is; and tailored towards the gumps so you can comprehend easier. This way you can join in, or just sit by, and not be that obnoxious frick that ruins everything.


- Nothing positive will be directed towards them. And if it is, it will always be underhanded.
- Anything that does concede anything they do well, might contain one or two anecdotal references to other SEC teams(this is always to draw them offsides and see if other fan bases jump in; since they are gumps they expect adoration from all angles, when another fan base teams up on them, they get flustered)
- Much like the knob slobbing gumps will exhibit towards Alabama's abilities(Saban's Chuck Norrisisms, McCarron for Heisman, their backups in the trenches Pro Bowl abilities, etc.), every rebuttal should be hyperbolic in the opposite direction. Subtle hyperbole is key, especially when people throw out the monikers "better" or "worse".
- Johnny Football is infallible. He has no flaws. They do not exist. - No numbers outside of scores. You can't draw in the stat nerds. It is fun, but always devolves.
- Always refer to them as gumps. People that don't take themselves seriously can always overlook stupid nick names and misspellings. The ones that can't are fair game.
- Never get upset, or throw out personal attacks. It is the internet. It is just the internet.
- Gumps be gumpin.

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