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Dear Chicken, I would like to apply for admin
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:33 am
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:33 am
First off Chicken, allow me to do this.
You are the GOAT chicken. That is no homo and heartfelt. Here it is again.
As for my qualifications, I've been banned from here 6 times and so I know the ins and outs. I get it.
Call me a specialist admin. I will only ban people who have joined recently, only to serve as political bots. So longtime posters who are dipshit leftists, I will not ban them. Their opinions are shite, but I recognize that they at least come by those stupid fricking opinions honestly.
Those I would ban? PlateJohnson, from Portland Oregon, who's never even heard of Starkville, Mississippi months ago, much less ever been there.
I don't like banning people chicken. I have a big heart, except for bots. You need this type of admin here to clean up the shite.
I promise not to ban Lew. I like Lew.
Please let me know chicken, and thanks.

You are the GOAT chicken. That is no homo and heartfelt. Here it is again.

As for my qualifications, I've been banned from here 6 times and so I know the ins and outs. I get it.
Call me a specialist admin. I will only ban people who have joined recently, only to serve as political bots. So longtime posters who are dipshit leftists, I will not ban them. Their opinions are shite, but I recognize that they at least come by those stupid fricking opinions honestly.
Those I would ban? PlateJohnson, from Portland Oregon, who's never even heard of Starkville, Mississippi months ago, much less ever been there.
I don't like banning people chicken. I have a big heart, except for bots. You need this type of admin here to clean up the shite.
I promise not to ban Lew. I like Lew.
Please let me know chicken, and thanks.
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:43 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I promise not to ban pioneer basketball and Lunatik and Bill Taylor and Leto and other cultural Marxists who have come in under the grandfather clause
Posted on 12/2/20 at 10:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I promise not to ban AUcatfish, any gumps who helped put Doug Jones into the senate from Alabama, as long as they grandfathered in, case by case basis.
I will ban Tboy.
A vote for Harry Rex is a vote for banning Tboy.
This is not a flame. I don't know how to describe it, but I'm not flaming.
I will allow Rohan Gravy and Herman Frisco to advise me on any actions I take. We all know and love these guys. I don't mind spreading the glory around. I want genuine logical input from folks like Rohan and Herman.
Measure twice and cut once. That will be my motto of fairness.
I will ban Tboy.
A vote for Harry Rex is a vote for banning Tboy.
This is not a flame. I don't know how to describe it, but I'm not flaming.
I will allow Rohan Gravy and Herman Frisco to advise me on any actions I take. We all know and love these guys. I don't mind spreading the glory around. I want genuine logical input from folks like Rohan and Herman.
Measure twice and cut once. That will be my motto of fairness.
Posted on 12/4/20 at 10:40 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nope. You were mean to me yesterday.
Posted on 12/6/20 at 9:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I promise not to ban pioneer basketball and Lunatik and Bill Taylor and Leto and other cultural Marxists who have come in under the grandfather clause
Thanks bro. But did you have to lump me in with WilliamTaylor?
Posted on 12/7/20 at 10:37 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Why should I grant you these powers?
Posted on 12/8/20 at 8:12 am to TTsTowel
we follow each other on Twitter
you trust me
you trust me
Posted on 12/9/20 at 12:34 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
You’re not wrong...
Posted on 12/15/20 at 7:29 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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I promise not to ban pioneer basketball and Lunatik and Bill Taylor and Leto and other cultural Marxists
Dafuq?
He is far from a Marxist. He makes payment on his own house trailer, raising 9 kids, and has a fulltime job as a sign spinner for Liberty Tax in Batesville.
This post was edited on 12/15/20 at 7:30 am
Posted on 12/15/20 at 9:54 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
I support Harry Rex Vonner for admin. If you’re elected will you give me access to the Auburn board?
Posted on 12/16/20 at 8:35 am to mwlewis
yes
call in all your favors and get me installed
call in all your favors and get me installed
Posted on 12/16/20 at 1:18 pm to Pigfeet
Liberty Tax doesn't hire sign spinners.
They are sign holders. Big difference.
They are sign holders. Big difference.
Posted on 3/13/21 at 6:47 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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I will allow Rohan Gravy and Herman Frisco to advise me on any actions I take. We all know and love these guys. I don't mind spreading the glory around. I want genuine logical input from folks like Rohan and Herman.
Measure twice and cut once. That will be my motto of fairness.
Damn Harry, I need to check out this board more often.
You’ve got my vote....as many as you need.
I’ll set up a mail in ballot system for you.
Posted on 4/13/21 at 12:00 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Shut Up OmegaMan
bump
Posted on 4/13/21 at 1:16 pm to Leto II
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bump
That's exactly what a cultural Marxist would say!
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:41 am to paperwasp
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That's exactly what a cultural Marxist would say!
Or a cokehead...
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 9:42 am
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