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Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:53 pm
96' Grad tired of Tardville
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Posted on 8/14/13 at 12:56 pm to arkbuck
Application to join the Arkansas Sports Board
1. What is your credit score?
a. 700-750
b. 750-800
c. 800+
d. Lower (GTFO)
2. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
Note: Any answer of T-Rex or Velociraptor will cause applicant to be denied due to lack of creativity.
3. Draw an Arkansas Razorback. Bonus points for Popcorn Hog.
4. Officially petition Chicken for the reinstatement of PWJ. Draw a happy squirrel once complete.
5. Which should be the official home of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
a. DWR Razorback Stadium
b. War Memorial Stadium
c. Jerry World.
6. Why is the answer to the previous question not B?
7. Why should the Razorbacks continue playing at War Memorial Stadium for at least 3 more years?
Hint: The correct answer involves the property value of Bear-O-Dactyl's home.
8. List your top 3 comedy movies.
9. List your top 4 comedy movies.
10. Why is Kevin Costner a better actor and overall human being than Bill Paxton? (1 paragraph minimum)
11. Who shot JR?
12. Who is the greatest president in the history of the universe?
13. What is your favorite city in Arkansas?
14. Why do you want access to the Arkansas board? (10 word minimum)
15. Who has my copy of American Psycho?
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___
17. What is your favorite rap song?
a. Regulators
b. Regulators
c. Regulators
18. Name 3 stocks you expect to increase in value by at least 15% in the next 2 months.
19. Take a sample Wonderlic test. Post your score below.
20. Solemnly swear that Arkansas fans are the premier fanbase on TigerDroppings.
1. What is your credit score?
a. 700-750
b. 750-800
c. 800+
d. Lower (GTFO)
2. What is your favorite dinosaur and why?
Note: Any answer of T-Rex or Velociraptor will cause applicant to be denied due to lack of creativity.
3. Draw an Arkansas Razorback. Bonus points for Popcorn Hog.
4. Officially petition Chicken for the reinstatement of PWJ. Draw a happy squirrel once complete.
5. Which should be the official home of the Arkansas Razorbacks?
a. DWR Razorback Stadium
b. War Memorial Stadium
c. Jerry World.
6. Why is the answer to the previous question not B?
7. Why should the Razorbacks continue playing at War Memorial Stadium for at least 3 more years?
Hint: The correct answer involves the property value of Bear-O-Dactyl's home.
8. List your top 3 comedy movies.
9. List your top 4 comedy movies.
10. Why is Kevin Costner a better actor and overall human being than Bill Paxton? (1 paragraph minimum)
11. Who shot JR?
12. Who is the greatest president in the history of the universe?
13. What is your favorite city in Arkansas?
14. Why do you want access to the Arkansas board? (10 word minimum)
15. Who has my copy of American Psycho?
16. Which comes next in the following series of numbers?
2,3,5,7,11,13,___
17. What is your favorite rap song?
a. Regulators
b. Regulators
c. Regulators
18. Name 3 stocks you expect to increase in value by at least 15% in the next 2 months.
19. Take a sample Wonderlic test. Post your score below.
20. Solemnly swear that Arkansas fans are the premier fanbase on TigerDroppings.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 1:01 pm to arkbuck
Denied!
Oh, wait...
Do you have a hot sister? Cause, it would be creepy if you thought your sister was hot.
Oh, wait...
Do you have a hot sister? Cause, it would be creepy if you thought your sister was hot.
This post was edited on 8/14/13 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 8/14/13 at 1:27 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
quote:
Do you have a hot sister? Cause, it would be creepy if you thought your sister was hot.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 2:44 pm to oklahogjr
Yep, this is going well....
Posted on 8/14/13 at 3:20 pm to arkbuck
quote:
Yep, this is going well....
better than most that post here asking for access while ignoring the access thread that would actually get you there stickied at the top of this board.....
Posted on 8/14/13 at 4:22 pm to arkbuck
quote:
96' Grad tired of Tardville
What's your username and do you have mad Jumpball forum cred?
Posted on 8/14/13 at 7:26 pm to arkbuck
OK Buck
Time to get serious here bro.
96 grad you say.
Name the 3 best places to see a band while you were in college.
Name the best danceclub during that time as well.
What was the best way to drive across campus?
Do you even Apex bro?
We'll also need to know your karma ratio and the name of the dorm you lived in a freshman.
Time to get serious here bro.
96 grad you say.
Name the 3 best places to see a band while you were in college.
Name the best danceclub during that time as well.
What was the best way to drive across campus?
Do you even Apex bro?
We'll also need to know your karma ratio and the name of the dorm you lived in a freshman.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 7:28 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Kern
Posted on 8/14/13 at 9:43 pm to TotalRebel
OK Buck
Time to get serious here bro.
96 grad you say.
Name the 3 best places to see a band while you were in college.
1. The Majestic Lounge
2. 626
3. Kind of random but we liked River City bands may have sucked but $5 solo cup could fill it all night with what you wanted for a buck.
Name the best danceclub during that time as well.
I was a bouncer at Doc's so I liked it there
What was the best way to drive across campus?
honestly, a pledge.
Do you even Apex bro?
??
We'll also need to know your karma ratio and the name of the dorm you lived in a freshman.
No idea on the karma.
Never lived in a dorm. Lived 711 west Dickson. Kappa Sigma A-B
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:09 pm to arkbuck
I think the Dude is legit. In '96, you might catch Trout Fishing in America at George's.
Grad in '96? Tell me about what you did the night of April 4, 1994.
Grad in '96? Tell me about what you did the night of April 4, 1994.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:28 pm to blacknblu
quote:
I think the Dude is legit.
I'm not 100%
No mention of Chester's, Dave's on Dickson (though it's heyday was a couple years after 96), or LJ's.
Doc's.... Buck, what color hair did the guy that danced on the boxes all night every night have? He was ahead of his time, danced like he was on Exctasy before it became a thing to do. The guy's name was Mike iirc.
If you can't get that one, then name one of the 2 hot Asian sisters that could often be found at Doc's (also a little later than 96).
and please tell us about April of 1994.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:28 pm to blacknblu
Watched us win a NC then proceeded to Down on Dickson when I should have stayed in and spent the night courtesy of Fayettevilles Finest.
Also remember them building the brewpub back then tried to make it home from the library club got lost trying to get home and spent the night in the plywood box they had over the sidewalk. Circa 1993 ish. Now if anyone knows where I lived and where the library club was and relation to the brew pub you will find some humor in that.
Also remember them building the brewpub back then tried to make it home from the library club got lost trying to get home and spent the night in the plywood box they had over the sidewalk. Circa 1993 ish. Now if anyone knows where I lived and where the library club was and relation to the brew pub you will find some humor in that.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Man if it happened after 96 I don't know. Got married to my pi phi girlfriend and moved same year. On Dickson during my days it was George's , Rogers Rec, and the Library which is what you are calling Chester's. I was usually at Docs or Maxine's playing ding ding.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:35 pm to arkbuck
I can already tell most of the people on here have no idea about some of the places I'm talking about. Probably don't know where River City (the Zoo) was
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:49 pm to arkbuck
Just be sure to request access in the stickied thread at the top of the help board.
Posted on 8/14/13 at 10:51 pm to FleaMarketBill
I did. Bored and humoring them. Thx.
This post was edited on 8/14/13 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 8/14/13 at 11:09 pm to arkbuck
We're solid Broham. You partied with Faubus, you're good in my book.
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:24 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Thought i'd answer these for shits and giggles
Time to get serious here bro.
96 grad you say.
08 grad
Name the 3 best places to see a band while you were in college.
1. Wakarusa (the field, not the hippy fest)
2. George's
3. Patio
Name the best danceclub during that time as well.
Club West or DST if the sororities rented it
What was the best way to drive across campus?
pledges
Do you even Apex bro?
adidas :(
We'll also need to know your karma ratio and the name of the dorm you lived in a freshman.
Kappa Sig house
Time to get serious here bro.
96 grad you say.
08 grad
Name the 3 best places to see a band while you were in college.
1. Wakarusa (the field, not the hippy fest)
2. George's
3. Patio
Name the best danceclub during that time as well.
Club West or DST if the sororities rented it
What was the best way to drive across campus?
pledges
Do you even Apex bro?
adidas :(
We'll also need to know your karma ratio and the name of the dorm you lived in a freshman.
Kappa Sig house
Posted on 8/15/13 at 2:41 pm to YumYum Sauce
711 West Dickson
One of the greatest places on earth.
One of the greatest places on earth.
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