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re: TJGator outed as the non-fan we know him to be....
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:37 am to AshleySchaeffer
Posted on 1/13/17 at 7:37 am to AshleySchaeffer
I have an arm like a fricking rocket and a dick like a Burmese python
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:11 am to TJGator1215
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Iowa had the 120th ranked offense.
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They had zero offensive talent.
Said to have the best OL that paved the way for 2 1,000 yard rushers
They beat Michigan
psst, the team you claim to hate that we lost to -FSU- also beat Michigan.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:12 am to TJGator1215
Iowa had 2 1,000yd backs and a top graded OL by PFF. The D gameplan was great iyam, especially considering we were playing with a mash unit full of young guys. Same thing goes for the LSU game.
I think it's fine to be pessimistic about some things, but when you cannot even give credit where it's due, that's an issue.
I think it's fine to be pessimistic about some things, but when you cannot even give credit where it's due, that's an issue.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:32 am to AshleySchaeffer
As Kenny fricking Powers would've put it,
"When my arse was 19 years old, I changed the face of the Gator board on the SEC Rant. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multiple upvotes on every post. Laughs. Everyone wanted a piece of my shite. Just a man with a mind for Gator athletics and an ability to type jokes like Eddie fricking Murphy. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And atlgator ain't no fricking pussy. My arse is a fricking champion."
"When my arse was 19 years old, I changed the face of the Gator board on the SEC Rant. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multiple upvotes on every post. Laughs. Everyone wanted a piece of my shite. Just a man with a mind for Gator athletics and an ability to type jokes like Eddie fricking Murphy. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And atlgator ain't no fricking pussy. My arse is a fricking champion."
Posted on 1/13/17 at 8:43 am to gatordmb89
I said the defense played great. Iowa did in fact have the 120th offense. All they had was a running game. It was a top 25 win. The problem is Mac is winning just like the guy that just got fired and his recruiting has gotten worse. His resume is a mirror image of WM. I'm sorry if I think he's closer to WM than Saban.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:02 am to TJGator1215
No need to apologize to me, I understand some of the frustrations. Just wanted you to know it's alright to acknowledge things the staff did well against Iowa and LSU, the team was prepared with not all resources provided.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 9:04 am to atlgator
That was beautiful, ATL. I'm sure Mr. Powers would've enjoyed it.
I'm sure he would've enjoyed this little showdown we're having right now with TJ. I can feel the tension in the air. I can feel it, all the way down to my plums.
I had a dream about this moment when we called our TJ for all his bullshite When I was making love to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here.
And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch us egg on TJ's ugly melt.
I'm sure he would've enjoyed this little showdown we're having right now with TJ. I can feel the tension in the air. I can feel it, all the way down to my plums.
I had a dream about this moment when we called our TJ for all his bullshite When I was making love to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath. My son Gabriel walked in, little boy. My wife sprung out of bed and said "No, Gabriel! Leave!" And I said "No, honey, shut your mouth, let him watch." Let him watch what is being consecrated here.
And I want the people to watch what is going to be consecrated here. And I will bring my son down here, and he will watch us egg on TJ's ugly melt.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 12:50 pm to AshleySchaeffer
And just like that the wet dream ended.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 3:07 pm to TJGator1215
TJ, sources here says that you would gladly sit on any long vegetable.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 4:12 pm to atlgator
No it doesn't take 2 years. Meyer won a NC his 2nd year. He did it again at OSU. It's on Mac not not going after Locksley earlier. We can hire people by firing Nord and Summers. Zunigas Sacks came against, NTX, Vandy and UMass. He had zero in the other 7 SEC games. Yep Those 2 DTs we got, we'll be just fine. Yep we'll be fine with 3* FR who don't have 4-5* DTs, S or LBers to bail them out. Caleb Brantley, Tabor and Maye aren't walking through that door.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 4:25 pm to TJGator1215
TJ email McElwain your cell #. I'm sure he'd be thrilled to have you on staff as an advisor. I mean you seem to have it all figured out? Nevermind, just go frick yourself. You're nothing more than a fricking troll.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 4:31 pm to Edearl Watson
You guys are trolling because there's no way true fans can keep buying what Mac's trying to sell as a product known football.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 4:31 pm to TJGator1215
It's not on Mac in the Locksley situation. It's on the administration for not getting the contract written up and finished before Alabama staff openings became available. And your comment on Summers and Nord shows just how much of a fricking imbecile you are. Their contracts go out next month. Why the frick would anybody in their right mind fire them now and have to pay a buyout, when the new staff members would have zero relationship with our current targets? You are an absolute fricking idiot and have demonstrated the critical thinking ability of a 9th grader when it comes to how a program is built, personel decisions, recruiting, coaches, and now contracts and hires. I'm so glad you aren't running UFs athletic department.
Zuniga is a freshman. He had 5 sacks. No matter who it was against, no other freshman has ever done that in UF history.
Kyree Campbell is not a 3 star. He was a 4 star. TJ Slaton is a 4 star. All of our targets are 4 stars.
Just like those guys aren't walking through the door for UF, Dalvin Cook isn't walking back through the door for your Noles
Zuniga is a freshman. He had 5 sacks. No matter who it was against, no other freshman has ever done that in UF history.
Kyree Campbell is not a 3 star. He was a 4 star. TJ Slaton is a 4 star. All of our targets are 4 stars.
Just like those guys aren't walking through the door for UF, Dalvin Cook isn't walking back through the door for your Noles
Posted on 1/13/17 at 4:32 pm to TJGator1215
Its the only thing in the store, so you buy it.
Bitching wont change that. Macs here for at least 2-3 more yrs so settle in sweatheart.
Bitching wont change that. Macs here for at least 2-3 more yrs so settle in sweatheart.
Posted on 1/13/17 at 6:22 pm to atlgator
So the month that Collins has been gone isn't on Mac? It's on Stricklin? He's to blame why Locksley's not here? Geoff Collins has his entire staff in place at Temple and Mac can't hire 1 guy? Rhett Lashlee just went to UConn and Cristobal is head to Oregon. What's taking Mac so long? Are people just telling him no and he's working his way down the list? We're one guy short during the most important time of the recruiting season. What OL commits are we losing by keeping summers or firing him? Nord isn't a recruiter, just look at all the commits he's not brought in.
Kyree Campbell is a 3*:
LINK
He had offers from WVU, UF, Temple and James Madison. After being at prep school for a year.
Kyree Campbell is a 3*:
LINK
He had offers from WVU, UF, Temple and James Madison. After being at prep school for a year.
This post was edited on 1/13/17 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 1/13/17 at 6:36 pm to dbuchanon
I'll make you a bet. If Mac's here past the 2017 year I'll ban myself for however long he's he for. If he's not you have to ban yourself for the duration of the new hires tenure. Reel, ATL, Kajun and Straws you in too?
Posted on 1/13/17 at 6:37 pm to TJGator1215
So if hes here after next yr
Youll leave?
Youll leave?
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