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Would you rather: Fight 10 gamecock sized Spurriers or 1 Spurrier sized Gamecock
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:00 pm
The players and coaches weigh in on the matter. Brandi Mills asked this question to a bunch of players and coaches. Some of the responses were funny. Mike Davis thought MUCH too hard about it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZu16VdWVHk
Busta DGAF, he'd fight 'em all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZu16VdWVHk
Busta DGAF, he'd fight 'em all.
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 2:01 pm
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Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:28 pm to CockInYourEar
Clayton Stadnkik got his fat Garcia thing going on 
ETA: Also I'd like to see the Spurrier sized Gamecock go against the 10 Gamecock sized Spurriers
ETA: Also I'd like to see the Spurrier sized Gamecock go against the 10 Gamecock sized Spurriers
This post was edited on 8/7/14 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 8/7/14 at 2:55 pm to CockInYourEar
Spurrier sized gamecock would be terrifying. That sounds like a Syfy channel original movie waiting to happen.
10 gamecock sized Spurrier for me
10 gamecock sized Spurrier for me
Posted on 8/7/14 at 3:16 pm to Cockopotamus
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Spurrier sized gamecock would be terrifying. That sounds like a Syfy channel original movie waiting to happen.
10 gamecock sized Spurrier for me
You could punt the shite out of 10 small gamecock sized Spurriers. Although, if they had enough time to plot, you'd have to watch your arse. Their first objective would be to get you on the ground, so they're coming for your ankles.
One man sized Gamecock would be terrifying.
frick yeah they do! Watch your arse, it's going to try to gut you and it's not going to stop coming until it's dead.
I think the players haven't taken physics yet though, there's something all of them missed.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:10 pm to CockInYourEar
No way you could trust 10 gamecock sized Spurriers. They would unite in some sort devious way to defeat you.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:14 pm to CockInYourEar
That is a tough one. I'd probably go with one large gamecock cause if I win I could eat it.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:14 pm to Queen City Cock
Just imagine 10 little Spurriers
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:15 pm to CockInYourEar
10 gamecock sized Spurrier's could be like this scenario
Posted on 8/7/14 at 4:37 pm to CockInYourEar
Did Corey Robinson really say he'd "choke the chicken"?
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:18 pm to Queen City Cock
Are they drunk or shirtless? It matters
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:42 pm to CockInYourEar
That's a play on the Colbert question he asked Hillary about the ducks, amirite?
Posted on 8/7/14 at 5:55 pm to Mr.Sinister
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10 gamecock sized Spurrier's could be like this scenario
I was thinking more along the lines of that movie, what was that movie where the guy was in the cabin and he had a chainsaw for a hand or something like that? He was a saleman in a hardware store or something like that? Evil Dead was it? Oh, wait, it was Army of Darkness. Now I can find what I was thinking about ... yeah! The Little Ash clones!
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:36 pm to Loathor
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Did Corey Robinson really say he'd "choke the chicken"?
yep
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:37 pm to Rebelgator
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Are they drunk or shirtless? It matters
None of the Spurriers are drunk or shirtless, the chicken may be a little drunk, but if you ask him, he'll just say he's buzzed.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:39 pm to scrooster
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That's a play on the Colbert question he asked Hillary about the ducks, amirite?
I've seen it a lot in Reddit AMAs, but I don't know that that is where it originated.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 7:53 pm to CockInYourEar
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None of the Spurriers are drunk or shirtless, the chicken may be a little drunk, but if you ask him, he'll just say he's buzzed.
Spurriers.
Posted on 8/7/14 at 8:02 pm to Loathor
I don't know about the Hilary/Reddit thing, maybe Brandi got it from there.
As far as the 10 Spurrier things though, if we assume that Spurrier was shrunk and cloned to make 10 gamecock sized Spurriers, it means that his density greatly changed, but he retained his mass. Therefore, he would be able to strike with nearly as much force as he could've before he was shrunk, his speed on the strike would be about the same, but the surface area of his strike would become more acute. He could also jump really high, probably almost 18 inches into the air b/c his muscles are still generating as much power as they did before he was shrunk, they're just more dense.
Since the force he generated from a strike is about the same as when he was full-sized, but the area of impact for the strike will be reduced by dispersion of the srike's force in relation to the surface tension of your skin...he could actually punch small holes in you with each strike. Think of a pencil example; you can take the eraser end of a pencil and strike a person and it doesn't puncture, but if you use the sharpened end with the smaller surface area, it will puncture with the same amount of force as you used with the eraser end before.
As far as the 10 Spurrier things though, if we assume that Spurrier was shrunk and cloned to make 10 gamecock sized Spurriers, it means that his density greatly changed, but he retained his mass. Therefore, he would be able to strike with nearly as much force as he could've before he was shrunk, his speed on the strike would be about the same, but the surface area of his strike would become more acute. He could also jump really high, probably almost 18 inches into the air b/c his muscles are still generating as much power as they did before he was shrunk, they're just more dense.
Since the force he generated from a strike is about the same as when he was full-sized, but the area of impact for the strike will be reduced by dispersion of the srike's force in relation to the surface tension of your skin...he could actually punch small holes in you with each strike. Think of a pencil example; you can take the eraser end of a pencil and strike a person and it doesn't puncture, but if you use the sharpened end with the smaller surface area, it will puncture with the same amount of force as you used with the eraser end before.
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