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Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:30 pm to
Yea it happened. Lawmakers have finally accepted the fundamental truth that life begins at erection.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:35 pm to
Ruining to Walgreens right now
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:38 pm to
Men can't get pregnant IBG, you good.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:43 pm to
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Men can't get pregnant IBG, you good.


Oh I nutted in a hooker at our broker party last night
Was at PP this morning and we got it taken care

Now I’m just gonna bring plan b with me to the parties
This post was edited on 5/22/19 at 5:43 pm
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:47 pm to
Imagine taking a hooker to PP, what a cuck.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Imagine taking a hooker to PP, what a cuck.


Listen Baw.
You don’t want to have to add some guy in the will down the line that you never saw till he was 18 so you’re writing tuition checks for him to UPenn because he ends up being a genius
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 5:54 pm to
I don't think you can legally be held responsible for hooker children. There are some really strong arguments you can make on assumption of risk and contributory negligence on her part.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 6:56 pm to
Ah ok.
Still need to take advantage before the ban is enforced

The rush is wild
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 9:01 pm to
You live in NY so you’re all good man. They’re actually trying to extend abortion access to up to the 10th trimester there.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/22/19 at 10:33 pm to
Whew
I can sleep easy
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