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Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:51 pm
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12168 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 5:51 pm
Admitted on another forum ( one I shall not name in hopes it doesn't stir IBG up but it's one where currently there is actually posters who think we are talented enough to be undeafeated) that he knew we were going to lose when his son decided to go out riding bikes with his mom ( good son but voodoo to Gamecock football apparently) and asked deer old dad to dvr the game. Lonnie admitted that we have never won when he dvr's a game. So the loss is on you Lonnie. You knew so how could you? DAMNIT MAN!

Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2854 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:03 pm to
I will also take part of the blame this year. I've worn my jerseys for 3 games this year, we've lost all three and won all 3 I didn't wear a jersey. I tried the garnet for Georgia, white for Kentucky, and black yesterday and none of the three had any luck left in them. I knew not to wear it yesterday, but I talked myself into wearing it as I tried to rationalize that it had no effect on the outcome, or that maybe since I hadn't worn my black Clowney jersey in a long time it was immune from the jinx.

I promise the board I will not wear my jersey to the stadium or watching a game on television again this year. I apologize to all of you for the three losses. On the brightside, we should be set for a 9-3 season.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12168 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 6:51 pm to
Thank you for being a man and taking responsibility but again DAMMIT YOU KNEW BETTER AND DID IT ANYWAY!

I threw 3 people out of the room where I was because we had 1 bad play after they came in. The 3yr old even cried but alas it wasn't enough.
Posted by KingSlayer
Member since May 2015
2854 posts
Posted on 10/14/18 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

DAMMIT YOU KNEW BETTER AND DID IT ANYWAY!


I know, I know. The shame and guilt are real. I even considered taking the damn thing off at halftime, but had about lost all fricks to give at that point.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23853 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 7:08 am to
quote:

Admitted on another forum ( one I shall not name in hopes it doesn't stir IBG up but it's one where currently there is actually posters who think we are talented enough to be undeafeated) that he knew we were going to lose when his son decided to go out riding bikes with his mom ( good son but voodoo to Gamecock football apparently) and asked deer old dad to dvr the game. Lonnie admitted that we have never won when he dvr's a game. So the loss is on you Lonnie. You knew so how could you? DAMNIT MAN!



Sorry boys and girls this one's on me.

It gets worse. I cooked a brisket, and it was delicious (Especially the Brisket biscuit (w/egg) I had for breakfast this AM.

In my defense, I didn't eat chicken on gameday and I did (per custom) change my shirt at 1/2 time (something I do if we're behind at the break).
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 7:11 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23853 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:02 am to
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Lonnie admitted that we have never won when he dvr's a game.


I think I gotta come back and clarify this.

I used to DCR all the games. Then I DVR'ed a game once and we lost. So I stopped doing it except where circumstances are beyond my control (like I'm going to be out of town.) But I try not to if I can help it. I mean, I was out of town vs Kentucky, and didn't DVR that one. We still blew it. When my son said, "Dad, record it" I almost didn't hit the button. Fatherhood over football I guess.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:07 am to
quote:

I've worn my jerseys for 3 games this year, we've lost all three and won all 3 I didn't wear a jersey.


Same here bro!
I should probably burn that jersey now though right?
But I rock it pretty well.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 8:44 am to
I actually have all the blame to bear on my shoulders. In order to stop the dreaded October Aggie roller coaster, I switched my beer from Coors light to shiner Bock this year.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:15 am to
quote:

I switched my beer from Coors light to shiner Bock this year.


WHY TF WOULD YOU DRINK THAT PISS IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Shiner >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Actually kinda love lonestar. Whenever I see it somewhere I get it.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:17 am to
Lonestar light > lone star


And I like Coors light for sporting events, can drink all day


And I’m trying to watch my figure at my age
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 9:20 am to
quote:

And I like Coors light for sporting events, can drink all day
'

yea actually I take this back. Just thinking about it Now (as I did this yesterday to watch the Panthers game)
watching football usually means binging hah.

Cant even think how I'd feel today after the same amount of IPAs I had as Bud/Miller/Coors Lights.

Dont think ive seen Lonestar Light around here or in the carolinas.
Ill be on the lookout.

They just recently got Sweetwater up here so been in heaven.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 9:22 am
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23853 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:47 am to
You guys aren't going to like this.

Tennessee vs USC announced for 7:30 pm.

The one game where I WANTED an early/afternoon kick. Our church is doing their Halloween carnival that night and we are sponsoring a booth (which I have to man).

You guys know that means...

Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 11:51 am to
quote:

You guys know that means...

just stream on your phone

quote:

Tennessee vs USC announced for 7:30 pm.


Would have preferred noon too. Halloween parties all over.
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
23853 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

just stream on your phone



In concept this is spot on.

In application, about a zero.



I'll depend on Google updates and I'll sneak out to the tuck when I can and listen on Sirius.
This post was edited on 10/15/18 at 12:07 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55217 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:07 pm to
Don’t record it, the solution is simple, they will play a replay late that night/early the next morning on the SEC network
Posted by UpstateCock2007
Columbia, SC
Member since Mar 2009
7717 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 12:55 pm to
I needed a night game in the worst way since we missed the one vs. Marshall, so this is my consolation prize for that.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 1:25 pm to
Did not see this post before I started the new post. Sorrrryyyy.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51236 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 2:11 pm to
I actually ate chicken during the game now that I think about it.

Sorry, yall.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

I actually ate chicken during the game now that I think about it.

Sorry, yall.




YOU CANNIBAL!!!
I gave up chicken as soon as I graduated. So don't worry we good.
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12168 posts
Posted on 10/15/18 at 3:25 pm to
It means give me the damn address and time and I will run the booth thats what the hell that means! I will invite CG to help me. We will both take turns yelling at people for being there and not watching the game.
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