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Been working on my 3 ball since quarantine.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:56 am
Posted on 4/27/20 at 1:56 am
I'm 42 and have a small beer belly.
I'm not too quick, but the net fears my long range jumper.
If Joe and Mason leave should I hit Muss up on the Twitters?
I'm just one man fricking up the neighborhood kids in my driveway and talking shite as I do it.
Is it too late to put the Jersey on?
I'm thinking I could be a really, really slow Al Dillard that doesn't even play D and just hangs out on the offensive end with my hand up. I'm willing to walk on.
ETA: I think the crowd would love me.
I'm not too quick, but the net fears my long range jumper.
If Joe and Mason leave should I hit Muss up on the Twitters?
I'm just one man fricking up the neighborhood kids in my driveway and talking shite as I do it.
Is it too late to put the Jersey on?
I'm thinking I could be a really, really slow Al Dillard that doesn't even play D and just hangs out on the offensive end with my hand up. I'm willing to walk on.
ETA: I think the crowd would love me.
This post was edited on 4/27/20 at 2:39 am
Posted on 4/27/20 at 3:18 am to Ham Solo
No response yet? That's cool I'm still working on my jumper with no porch light.
Might have to play at Ole Miss next year where electricity is questionable.
#readyforanything
Might have to play at Ole Miss next year where electricity is questionable.
#readyforanything
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:49 am to Ham Solo
Drunk posting at its finest. Let me know when and where and I'll smoke you in around the world old man
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:51 am to Hogwarts
I got him in horse... but if I am winning after 4 shots... it changes to pony!
Posted on 4/27/20 at 10:59 am to Razorback Reverend
We could always lower the goal and have a dunk contest. We may need a paramedic standing by though.
Posted on 4/27/20 at 12:08 pm to pioneerbasketball
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I'll do the gamethread
Dear God, torn ACLs all around
Posted on 4/27/20 at 8:28 pm to Ham Solo
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I'm thinking I could be a really, really slow Al Dillard that doesn't even play D and just hangs out on the offensive end with my hand up. I'm willing to walk on.
Only if you rebound and clear out with your elbows. Bill Lambier needs to be your inspiration. I would pay to watch that (like $3.50 per ticket).
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:08 am to Ham Solo
I'd kick your arse
Elbow in, index finger forward, proper backspin
Harry Rex is money
I'd especially kick Rzrbackguys arse in basketball
Elbow in, index finger forward, proper backspin
Harry Rex is money
I'd especially kick Rzrbackguys arse in basketball
Posted on 4/28/20 at 8:13 am to Ham Solo
Those five dollar Walmart basketballs will bounce well on solid grass, just like where those Hoosier boys were raised in the back yard
Posted on 4/28/20 at 9:59 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Elbow in, index finger forward, proper backspin
BEEF
Balance
Eyes on the target
Elbow under the ball
Follow through
Posted on 4/28/20 at 10:22 am to Ham Solo
Meh screw the fundamental ways of shooting. I'm like Ronnie Brewer meets Andres Biedrins.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 2:22 pm to Ham Solo
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If Joe and Mason leave should I hit Muss up on the Twitters?
Sure. They can bring you in for just final shots. You will play an average of like 6 secs per game.
Posted on 4/28/20 at 4:06 pm to Ham Solo
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BEEF
This has been phased out for some reason.
No longer being taught as a fundamental.
Posted on 5/3/20 at 6:53 pm to Ham Solo
I can be brought in to commit the cheap foul/thug like Chaney taught.
Break an arm,then leave the game.
I'd need oxygen after a minute though.
Break an arm,then leave the game.
I'd need oxygen after a minute though.
Posted on 5/14/20 at 2:05 am to Clark14
Had to change the net today guys. The first one burnt up.
Neighborhood moms are mad. Not sure if it's because their 10 year olds came home crying or if it was because I wasn't wearing a mask.
Either way I'm wearing out a spot in the lawn because they don't make driveways deep enough to handle my jumper.
Neighborhood moms are mad. Not sure if it's because their 10 year olds came home crying or if it was because I wasn't wearing a mask.
Either way I'm wearing out a spot in the lawn because they don't make driveways deep enough to handle my jumper.
This post was edited on 5/14/20 at 2:20 am
Posted on 5/14/20 at 5:22 pm to Ham Solo
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Not sure if it's because their 10 year olds came home crying
You don't know joy until you dunk on a 10 year old my friend. Lower that goal down to 7' for a while.
Posted on 5/28/20 at 1:43 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
In an effort to quarantine and social distance I managed to sprain my shooting wrist on the BBQ grill.
Rather than surgery I've chosen to go lefty for now. I'm still sending the neighborhood kids home crying, but this may hurt my recruitment to the Hogs.
I've narrowed it down to my top 10 teams and Arkansas made the cut. Don't worry about updating the recruiting thread until the wrist has healed, I don't want to give anyone false hope.
Rather than surgery I've chosen to go lefty for now. I'm still sending the neighborhood kids home crying, but this may hurt my recruitment to the Hogs.
I've narrowed it down to my top 10 teams and Arkansas made the cut. Don't worry about updating the recruiting thread until the wrist has healed, I don't want to give anyone false hope.
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