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Posted on 9/20/20 at 11:04 am
Posted on 9/20/20 at 11:04 am
Was in the Hospital one night for observation.
Black Nurse asked "Who are you voting for?"
"Trump"
"I haven't decided yet."
Same nurse wheeled me out to the car to go home. On the wall were two Jerseys. One Jones from Alabama and Cam Newton Auburn ....
Elevator "Honey did you see what Cam wore last week?"
"You mean dressed like a banana?"
"You saw it too? Honey what do you think?"
"He can pull it off, I don't have the complexion or the money to dress like that."
"Honey, he looks like a pimp."
Black Nurse asked "Who are you voting for?"
"Trump"
"I haven't decided yet."
Same nurse wheeled me out to the car to go home. On the wall were two Jerseys. One Jones from Alabama and Cam Newton Auburn ....
Elevator "Honey did you see what Cam wore last week?"
"You mean dressed like a banana?"
"You saw it too? Honey what do you think?"
"He can pull it off, I don't have the complexion or the money to dress like that."
"Honey, he looks like a pimp."
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Posted on 9/20/20 at 11:08 am to bluedragon
Was the hospital stay for a psych evaluation?
Posted on 9/20/20 at 1:02 pm to bluedragon
quote:
"Who are you voting for?"
"Trump"
You're right, that is funny
Posted on 9/20/20 at 1:55 pm to BowlJackson
You'll be the first one whining about take it to the political board when you can't back up your reckless comments about Trump that no one believes except the fools that get their information from CNN or MSNBC.
My thing is if you want socialism or marxism just go ahead and pay 90 percent of your wages in taxes. don't file for a refund. I know I know yeah you just want everyone equal. Yeah like in all the other socialist countries... equally miserable. Good luck with that. Like Pelosi and Lightfoot... Rules for thee but not for me.
I'll do it for you... Take it the poli board.
My thing is if you want socialism or marxism just go ahead and pay 90 percent of your wages in taxes. don't file for a refund. I know I know yeah you just want everyone equal. Yeah like in all the other socialist countries... equally miserable. Good luck with that. Like Pelosi and Lightfoot... Rules for thee but not for me.
I'll do it for you... Take it the poli board.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 2:51 pm to CorchJay
Jesus Christ November cannot get here quick enough so ya'll will stop talking about all this.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 3:50 pm to bluedragon
A little friendly advice to the OP:
This would have been a fine post for the Auburn Board if you had started it with the fifth sentence.
The exchange regarding Trump added nothing to the thread, neither did it pertain to AU in any way.
Just trying to help.
This would have been a fine post for the Auburn Board if you had started it with the fifth sentence.
The exchange regarding Trump added nothing to the thread, neither did it pertain to AU in any way.
Just trying to help.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 5:30 pm to FearlessFreep
Don’t let me detract from the political BS, but...
Cam gets a lot of shite from our fan base and certainly every other fan base (mainly bc they’re still butt hurt about 2010) because of what he wears.
There’s a great podcast about him from The Ringer (I posted about it several weeks ago) and his fashion comes up in it. The gist is, he’s from Atlanta (hip hop capital of the world) and that hugely influences his style. If someone like Andre 3000 dressed like that, people wouldn’t think twice. Cam’s said he wants to be more than just an athlete; he wants to be an entertainer. When you look at it from that perspective, it makes sense.
Cam gets a lot of shite from our fan base and certainly every other fan base (mainly bc they’re still butt hurt about 2010) because of what he wears.
There’s a great podcast about him from The Ringer (I posted about it several weeks ago) and his fashion comes up in it. The gist is, he’s from Atlanta (hip hop capital of the world) and that hugely influences his style. If someone like Andre 3000 dressed like that, people wouldn’t think twice. Cam’s said he wants to be more than just an athlete; he wants to be an entertainer. When you look at it from that perspective, it makes sense.
Posted on 9/20/20 at 6:19 pm to FearlessFreep
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This would have been a fine post for the Auburn Board if you had started it with the fifth sentence
Life lessons everyone
Posted on 9/21/20 at 10:45 am to bluedragon
I don't think you know the definition of "funny".
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