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re: Texas is retarded about what they call the Panhandle

Posted on 4/24/19 at 3:29 pm to
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 3:29 pm to
Texas is the greatest state in the Union. Was it's own country for 9 years. Is the only state to enter into the US by treaty instead of annexation. That is why Texans can proudly fly their Texas flag at the same height as the US flag.

Since where on the topic and it seems like you would like to hear more about the Great State of Texas, here are a few facts.

The first words spoken on the moon were..."Houston"

The King Ranch is larger than the state of Rhode Island.

Texas has more Whitetail deer than any other state.

Dr. Pepper was invented in Texas.

The first Rodeo was held in Pecos, Texas.

Texas boasts the world's largest rose garden.

Texas has more farm land than any other state.

Texas has the first domed stadium in the world.

Texas boasts the worlds largest parking lot.

If Texas were it's own country (maybe one day), it would be the 7th largest producer of Greenhouse gases. Take that, AOC.

Approximately 90% of the world's helium is located in Amarillo, TX.

Texas uses its own power grid, separate from the rest of the US.

We have 85 MPH highways, the fastest in the US.

Texas is larger than every European country.

Thank you for your interest in The Great State of Texas.
Posted by Cornpoptiger
Member since Oct 2018
301 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 3:37 pm to
Bottom line: If a married couple in Alabama got a divorce, would they still be considered cousins?
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

We have 85 MPH highways, the fastest in the US.

Because everyone wants to leave the state as fast as possible.
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 3:49 pm to
You have been subscribed to 'Facts about Texas'.

Texas is 800 miles wide. It takes longer to drive across the Great State of Texas than it does to drive from Lake Charles, LA to Jacksonville, FL.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 6:59 pm to
Observe the proud Texite as he simply can't help himself
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37686 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 6:07 pm to
Mississippi and Alabama both have panhandles, but they should be called cleaver handles.

MS a crude stone cleaver and Alabama a sharp steel cleaver
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8529 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 8:59 pm to
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It is their fault pop country exists.

That's all Nashville.
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4606 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:06 pm to
Texas fricking sucks.
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23867 posts
Posted on 5/1/19 at 9:28 am to
no one in Texas calls the Panhandle North Texas
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 5/2/19 at 11:57 am to
As far as panhandles go, I'll take the Texas panhandle over the Oklahoma panhandle any day.

They're similar, but Oklahoma's manages to be the most desolate stretch of land east of the Rocky Mountains. Maybe in the whole country.
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