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Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:49 am
Posted on 7/9/16 at 12:49 am
Post your best. Here's mine.
Boudreaux’s sitting out on his porch one morning when he sees his friend Thibodeaux coming up the bayou in his pirogue (small Cajun canoe pronounced pee-roe) and calls out to his friend.
Boudreaux: “Thibodeaux! Where you goin?”
Thibodeaux: “Duck hunting.”
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no gun. How you gonna kill’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got duct tape.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t kill ducks wit duct tape.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with a boat full of ducks.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Where you goin today Thib?”
Thibodeaux: “I’m gon catch me some nutras.” (Nutria-aquatic fur bearing rodents common in Louisiana waterways)
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no traps. How you gonna catch’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got some nutrasweet.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t catch nutras wit nutrasweet.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with his boat so full of nutrias that it’s about to sink.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Hey Thib, what’s that you got in your boat?”
Thibodeaux: “Pussy Willow.”
Boudreaux: “Hol’ on! I’m comin’ witcha.”
Boudreaux’s sitting out on his porch one morning when he sees his friend Thibodeaux coming up the bayou in his pirogue (small Cajun canoe pronounced pee-roe) and calls out to his friend.
Boudreaux: “Thibodeaux! Where you goin?”
Thibodeaux: “Duck hunting.”
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no gun. How you gonna kill’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got duct tape.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t kill ducks wit duct tape.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with a boat full of ducks.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Where you goin today Thib?”
Thibodeaux: “I’m gon catch me some nutras.” (Nutria-aquatic fur bearing rodents common in Louisiana waterways)
Boudreaux: “You ain’t got no traps. How you gonna catch’em?”
Thibodeaux: “I got some nutrasweet.”
Boudreaux: “You can’t catch nutras wit nutrasweet.”
Thibodeaux: “OK. We’ll see.”
Later that afternoon Thibodeaux comes back down the bayou with his boat so full of nutrias that it’s about to sink.
Boudreaux: “I’ll be damn.”
The next morning Boudreaux sees Thibodeaux coming up the bayou again.
Boudreaux: “Hey Thib, what’s that you got in your boat?”
Thibodeaux: “Pussy Willow.”
Boudreaux: “Hol’ on! I’m comin’ witcha.”
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:06 am to cas4t
Harry much longer can this joke thread continue.
Posted on 7/9/16 at 1:08 am to TexAgChill
Three coaches walk into a bar. A midget, a big fat porker and a fall down drunk...................
Posted on 7/9/16 at 4:52 am to MeatPants
I think I know this one, go on...
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