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Texas boosters already ruining it for Sark.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 11/10/21 at 2:59 pm
Between strippers, killer monkeys, soft players, wild liberals, sex toy protest, and now he has 20 plus jerry jones types trying to run the program.
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Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:01 pm to TheFourHorsemen
That is damn lie. The monkey never killed anyone.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:03 pm to KingofTexas
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The monkey never killed anyone.
Ever heard of aids man.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:05 pm to Saskwatch
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Ever heard of aids man
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:07 pm to Saskwatch
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Ever heard of aids man.
No proof the monkey had aids. That was just a rumor started on Texags.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:10 pm to KingofTexas
quote:If it came from there, then there's probably smoke to that. They are our resident experts on sheep and other... alternative lifestyles.
That was just a rumor started on Texags
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:11 pm to XWing atAliciousness
NO worries, when you get back in the SEC you will have that annual Aggie win to console you...
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:11 pm to TheFourHorsemen
Sark's maga ways won't fly in Austin. He gone.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:12 pm to XWing atAliciousness
quote:True. I'd never argue with an Aggy about bestiality. I'd just assume they were right.
If it came from there, then there's probably smoke to that. They are our resident experts on sheep and other... alternative lifestyles.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:18 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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They are our resident experts on sheep and other... alternative lifestyles.
But not Dildos, Homosexual Cowboys, and AIDS monkeys apparently.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:20 pm to Texas Weazel
I can't speak for a one-time anti open carry protest (that aggies seem to be extremely enamored with for some reason, I think we all know why), but like I said, y'all typically are all for the alternative lifestyles
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:23 pm to paperwasp
Hey, I know her.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:25 pm to XWing atAliciousness
People in Austin put their pronouns in their business cards
Sit down little boy/girl/zir/ze/xe/they/it or whatever ridiculous shite you identify as today
Sit down little boy/girl/zir/ze/xe/they/it or whatever ridiculous shite you identify as today
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:28 pm to Slackaveli
We'll take him back. They can have
That so called offensive coordinator
Saban hired
That so called offensive coordinator
Saban hired
Posted on 11/10/21 at 3:57 pm to Texas Weazel
quote:I typically identify as the guy that can afford living in Austin while you cannot (that's why "Austin, TX" is on my business card)
Sit down little boy/girl/zir/ze/xe/they/it or whatever ridiculous shite you identify as today
Sit down little sheep-fricker/ut reject/or whatever ridiculous shite you identify as on that second-choice campus
Posted on 11/10/21 at 4:01 pm to Slackaveli
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If it came from there, then there's probably smoke to that. They are our resident experts on sheep and other... alternative lifestyles.
True. I'd never argue with an Aggy about bestiality. I'd just assume they were right.
This is cute, especially coming from the two most backwards states in our nation!! Lol’s
Posted on 11/10/21 at 4:01 pm to andyv95
quote:Anybody want to tell him where A&M is located...?
especially coming from the two most backwards states in our nation
Posted on 11/10/21 at 4:27 pm to XWing atAliciousness
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I typically identify as the guy that can afford living in Austin while you cannot (that's why "Austin, TX" is on my business card)
People who flex their "wealth" (living in Austin isn't 'wealth' btw) are the ones who are barely getting by.
But hey, at least people accept your freakshow lifestyle down there. Today you may be a guy, tomorrow a "Xir", and next week a transformer. Congrats on the mental illness and the 1 bedroom garage studio you rent from a nice lesbo couple. It's too bad they force you to park your fully loaded 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage on the curb. I bet you pick up all the fahgits on 6th Street with that badass ride.
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Sit down little sheep-fricker/ut reject/or whatever ridiculous shite you identify as on that second-choice campus
Your school hired a known sexual deviant who owns a monkey after Aggy and Bama we're done with him
. Congrats on taking the SEC's hand-me-downs muh first choice! Cal-Austin has become a destination school for every liberal freakshow in this state. Congrats on that! I hope you keep excelling on that front. By all means, keep attracting Antifa/trannies/CRT/communist/socialist/etc. extremists to your campus. You're doing the rest of us a favor by being a cesspool.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 4:32 pm to Texas Weazel
quote:You're projecting a lot of very specific stuff. It's... telling.
People who flex their "wealth" (living in Austin isn't 'wealth' btw) are the ones who are barely getting by.
But hey, at least people accept your freakshow lifestyle down there. Today you may be a guy, tomorrow a "Xir", and next week a transformer. Congrats on the mental illness and the 1 bedroom garage studio you rent from a nice lesbo couple. It's too bad they force you to park your fully loaded 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage on the curb. I bet you pick up all the fahgits on 6th Street with that badass ride.
quote:"a known sexual deviant" is basically the same thing as saying aggies actively recruit machete-wielding murderers. Congrats on the great aggie honor code individuals!
Your school hired a known sexual deviant who owns a monkey after Aggy and Bama we're done with him . Congrats on taking the SEC's hand-me-downs muh first choice!
quote:Dude... just say you couldn't get in and can't afford it. It's much easier, and definitely less pathetic, than whatever fiction you just spent hours drafting to convince yourself otherwise
Cal-Austin has become a destination school for every liberal freakshow in this state. Congrats on that! I hope you keep excelling on that front. By all means, keep attracting Antifa/trannies/CRT/communist/socialist/etc. extremists to your campus. You're doing the rest of us a favor by being a cesspool.
Posted on 11/10/21 at 4:40 pm to Texas Weazel
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But hey, at least people accept your freakshow lifestyle down there. Today you may be a guy, tomorrow a "Xir", and next week a transformer. Congrats on the mental illness and the 1 bedroom garage studio you rent from a nice lesbo couple. It's too bad they force you to park your fully loaded 2014 Mitsubishi Mirage on the curb. I bet you pick up all the fahgits on 6th Street with that badass ride.
Your school hired a known sexual deviant who owns a monkey after Aggy and Bama we're done with him . Congrats on taking the SEC's hand-me-downs muh first choice!
Cal-Austin has become a destination school for every liberal freakshow in this state. Congrats on that! I hope you keep excelling on that front. By all means, keep attracting Antifa/trannies/CRT/communist/socialist/etc. extremists to your campus. You're doing the rest of us a favor by being a cesspool.
Yeah, about an 80% chance this guy is a closet gay.
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