I figured out the MYSTERY of the Tennessee Mustard Bottle!!

People are overthinking this. They felt like the just needed to “must” “tard”

Myself, I like the mustard sauce if mixed with a little sweet.

Best BBQ place I've ever had in the deep south was Pompous Pig (Anderson, SC) about 10 years ago. I'm afraid to try it again though, I might get a bad plate... don't want to ruin that memory.

Really no mystery. It was brought into the stadium by a woman. Probably a mom, definitely a wife.

A man wouldn’t’ve thought or remembered that he needed mustard at a ball game.

Science.

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Fell to page 2 and didn't catch a single aggie during Brisket isn't BBQ week?

Man, I'm slipping...

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Was there a joke in there? I just see idiocy.

Are we playing South Carolina this week? I was thinking we had a bye week coming up, but USCe makes sense too I guess.

It was done as a prank to ruin the field of play at Kneeland. Everyone knows how hard it is to get mustard stains out.

I only bring mustard in glass jars. You can throw it further and do more damage.

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Also a perfectly disguised flask

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Took a bit to arrive at the most obvious answer. Sometimes, the simplest answer is the right one.

It may well have had mustard when Mama packed it for the tailgate, but no reason to lug it into the game since it's readily available.