re: Video of A&M kicker's wife during the game winning kick

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This is a revealing video. It has nothing to do with football, Small, or A&M, but human nature. The adult man holding Small's girlfriend's hand is not Small's father. I saw a wedding photo and Small's father's name is Ricardo and he is swarthy and dark haired and not a white man.

So, I'm guessing he is an uncle from the white mother's side, perhaps. If you notice, after the kick, the ?uncle? embraces what is probably his wife on his left side and hugs her.

But, the interesting part is that the guy tries to be smooth and gradually pulls Small's wife's hand closer and closer to his hip and tries to make things more personal than she wanted it to be.

As you can see, she snatches her hand away from him, at that point, yet she continues to hold Seth's mother's hand. The ?uncle? has the look of, oh shite, she didn't go for it and has rejected me.

This guy had probably, over a period of time that began well before the game, convinced himself he was on her wavelength and if he played his cards right, he could get as close to her as that rag was that was between her legs that she immediately used to wipe off the sweat from old geezer's hand.

He looked fricking crushed when he realized all his thoughts were wrong and he was never getting any of that.

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Most of the rest of the SEC realizes that it is sometimes hard for the Gumps and the Piggies to determine if a person is their cousin, father, brother-in-law, uncle or father-in-law or any combination (more likely) of any of the above based on relationships within your own broader family.

Just for reference, the woman praying and the man to her right in the green pants are the kicker's parents. The man holding the kicker's wife's hand is her father. The three younger girls standing behind the wife are the kicker's sisters.

If that was a Gump or piggie family in the video, everyone would probably have at least two titles like cousin/wife or sister-in-law/aunt. Probably the most common is brother-in-law/step dad.