re: ESPN has us going to either the liberty bowl or music city

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true story, the year that hell froze over in the Liberty Bowl, I stopped in Truman AR at the walmart and they had hot hands on closeout.

I purchased 2 boxes. I had those thing poked in every place I could poke one in my clothing, etal...

It was COLD! Then I began trading them for other items in the stadium, Got a shirt, drinks, food, and one young lady offered much more Of which, I was faithful and turned down, but gave her some anyways ... she made me feel better about myself.

Poor ECU kicker, gave that dude absolute heck all evening!

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That game was a frozen shitshow.

I kept getting hot chocolate for my wife and it’d be ice cold by the time I’d get back to our seats. My phone literally froze, and I was glad it did because my father in law kept texting me the temperature as it kept dropping (while he watched from the heated comfort of his living room).

Both Alex Tejada and the ECU kicker decided we hadn’t had enough because they derped their way to overtime. At one point I was telling our friends “I don’t give a damn who wins anymore, somebody just make a GD field goal so we can get out of here.”

I’ve been duck hunting for 30 years, and that is still the coldest I’ve ever been for that length of time.